"Scammers need to just do better"

"Where are the sinkhole bandits going to strike today?"

"Public Shaming on the Radio...it's a great way to get people to pay up on unpaid parking tickets"

Stacie: "Sorry I don't know of a lot of sports people that went to my High School"

Clayton: "Oh you mean athletes?"

Thin Bunnyhugs. Old ladies at the Zellers restaurant. Owen Wilson whispering...

The Cruz Shout Outs got a bit weird today. #CruzMornings

"Guacamole...biggest scam food out there"

"So are Caesar Salad's...they have ONE VEGETABLE!? Topped with DRIED BREAD. For shame"

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PARKING!??"

"Yeah but have they considered where people will park?"

RE-LAX. YES THEY HAVE.

"Every guy has a dream to open a bar, and spends hours planning that pipe dream"

"My GF's and I plan out living in a house together after our husbands die. Like the Golden Girls"

"You sold a TV Stand on Marketplace?? Are you a Wizard?!"

"I deep cleaned the kitchen and now no one is allowed to use it for the next two weeks. Right?"

'Pretty hard to focus on chipping when a goose is staring right at me, ready to pounce. Don't know why, but the Wildwood Golf Course geese are especially mean.' #CruzMornings

"My life is a bad eyebrow day"

"We did a Bob Seger remix of the Free Food and Fuel Jingle..."

"I totally could have Costanza'd her!"

"My work perk is better than your work perk"