'If I'm stuck behind you at a red light, and you have a vanity plate, you better believe I'm playing Bumper Stumpers with your car.'

Couldn't wait until Festivus to unleash on these pet peeves. #CruzMornings

"My Dad always siphoned gas"

"It's Wet Dog Season and it's Disgusting"

"You're ruining your Spring smell with dog poop"

"What if the Pelican's just stop showing up in Saskatoon...and pick somewhere else to go??"

This is what the show would sound like if we each had 11 green beers before we went on air... Happy St. Patrick's Day! #CruzMornings

"Rent when I first moved out was only $200...Granted I lived with 7 other guys"

"I only Spring Clean when we move to a new house"

Weekday Mornings 6-10 on Cruz-FM

"We need a linebacker to be patrolling minor hockey games"

"If powdered Ranch Dressing Diamonds are a thing, I want a Seasoning Salt Diamond ring"

We couldn't wait until Festivus to air our grievances. We just had to get these of our chests! #CruzMornings

(seriously, that cloverleaf has to go! #yxe)

"What goes good with 'Summer of '69'? Corn on the Cobb"

"Jumping Jack Flash: Seems like more of a Seafood song to me...:"

'We all have that one friend who loves talking to the cab/Uber driver.'

'It's never a light hearted conversation either... It's always the most serious topic imaginable. They try and solve world hunger during this 9 minute trip.'

#CruzMornings #yxe