Lots of tension in the #CruzMornings sports report lately...

"My vest would say Does not do well in line ups"

"Mine would say Needs Sleep"

"United Furniture Warehouse had the best Jingle of all time"

"I like 'Roguey Perogy'"

Food related Cover Bands:

"Shrimp Bizkit"

"Run BLT"

"Drivers Elbow...it hurts right between the meat and the bone"

"You wanna mess up your child's life...park in the back of the house instead of the front"

"I chose Michael Bolton. But not the singer...the one from Office Space"

"Getting your T4 is always depressing"

"A 3 second work out? There's something I can get behind"

"So many good pictures in National Geographic's"

"Rest in Peace Ski Ballet"

"I feel like cashiers judge the groceries I buy...because I eat like a 12 year old"

"Never mention you're going to Calgary to your friends...you instantly become a courier service"

"I think I've realized...now that we have like 12L of leftovers...I don't actually like Chilli"

'Shout out to auto-correct for changing rut-shaving to something very unfortunate. Really caught my father-in-law off guard when he asked me about street parking yesterday...'