You wear a shirt for 6 hours. No stains and it still passes the smell test afterwards... Do you throw it in the wash because you wore it? Or do you use some 'Dirty Shirt Strategy'?

Dirty Shirt Strategy is a real thing. There are 4 different types of dirty shirts, FYI! #CruzMornings #yxe

"We don't need a luxury bus to Regina...sketchy modified school buses are fine"

"Aww, a micro wedding...it's SO CUTE"

"$20 for a parking spot and they'll throw in a free beer"

"Imagine the amount of crime that would happen if Superbowl were on a Saturday"

"Do I need to be snow-blowing my lawn?"

"I won the draft again...you owe me a Cinnamon Bun"

"Stirfry is a bad investment of your time"

The smell of chlorine and concession fries. Clogging the slide. Playing the 'who can stay in the sauna the longest' game. Getting a rash from the foam mats... Pool day was the best!

#CruzMornings #yxe

"You didn't know Extreme Pogo-sticking was a thing?"

"We all have that one friend who always spills"

"The Dentist, smells like teeth filings and flouride"

"A couple who teases together, stays together"

"2022's Pantone Periwinkle...looks like Fabric Softner"

"I'm old enough for the Maroon Badge"

"I like buying pre-schredded cheese because it reminds me of Chew...but it tastes like cheese"

"I shred my own cheese like a normal person"