"Why doesn't Kenny G play Weird Al?"

"I like to shovel at night...it's peaceful, it's calm"

We had to do the 'Drunk Cruz Mornings' treatment to our Sask. Screamer chat from yesterday...

#CruzMornings #yxe

"I want to eat an apple with a knife...just like that bad guy from Dennis the Menace"

"SK Screamer....Is that a sex wrestler?"

'We all have that one friend who still tries to talk when they yawn... Please stop doing this, you sound like Dory from Finding Nemo trying to speak whale.'

"Dunking is the BEST therapy out there"

"I just put cancelled plans above my Daughter in the Happy Draft"

"Get your hot Panda Kabobs"

"I found a dead rat in a back alley once"

There's a "Love" flavoured Oreo...."Why is it Salty?!"

"Vejmelka sounds like a delicious dessert"

'Unlike the Rocky Mountains that took millions of years to form... Urban Snow Mountains just show up overnight in a parking lot.'

'Urban Snow Mountains are usually covered in kids, even though their parents SPECIFICALLY told them not to.'

"I haven't showered in 4 days" - Clayton

"Shout Out to Care Packages from Your Parents...why is food THE BEST GIFT?"

"People don't know how to handle money anymore"

"Why do we keep baby hair and old teeth"