"Grating? No. It's Rut Shaving"

"Super Bowl trumps Valentine's Day this year...right?"

'No one knows where North American Car Pushers come from, where they originate, or where they call home. All we do know is that when you get stuck, three people kind of just show up out of nowhere and help you out.' #CruzMornings

"I play video games because I'm not good enough to be in the NHL"

"The 'Metaverse' is just like Sim City, right?"

"Nova Scotia is the Vegas of Canada for older people"

"Super Bowl...or Superb Owl for copyright reasons"

"What does love taste like? Probably salty"

"Why can't we get more things for free?"

"I'm not gonna lie...I'm kinda jealous of my pregnant wife right now"

"It's like Canada is in the 'Upside Down' of sports right now"

"I'd fly a plane my buddy Steve built"

"My Dad used to let us punch him in the stomach as hard as we could...it was great"

"I will barf everywhere"

"Mennonites love Crokinole because playing cards is

considered "works of the Devil"

"It's Ground Hog Day...but to quote Platinum Blonde 'It Doesn't Really Matter' "

"...Pool A?...Hahaha, that's French for Chicken"

"I've been doing data style research on dirty laundry"

"Did you know dog's poop according to the magnet pole?"