'I did so much knitting this weekend that I'm sore this morning. Legitimately sore... from knitting!'

'The nanny cam we bought for our dog to see what she does when we're at work has turned into the husband cam. My wife uses it to spy on me.'

'Nothing ruins a plate of cheese and crackers pickle juice.'

'Everyone loves and knows the Oregon Trail. Only the real ones know about the Yukon Trail though.'

Easily the best episode of 'Drunk Cruz Mornings' ever.

'If dogs find out that we're made of bones... we're all screwed.'

'Technically having 2 bowls of Shreddies counts as Breakfast for supper. Life hack!'

'When I say The Family Computer, do good or bad memories come to mind?'

This is for the dogs whose owners have to work during the day, but leave the radio on for their dogs so it seems like someone is home!

'Ads for those electric indoor grills are all the same... 'Grill all year long with this bad boy!'... Bud, I live in Saskatchewan. Even if it's -25 and snowing, we go outside to BBQ.'

#CruzMornings

'We all have that one friend whose phone screen is always cracked. It looks like a spider web... but don't worry! Only 13 months until they're due for an upgrade!' #CruzMornings

'You know the director commentary feature on DVD's? That's what watching Hallmark movies with me is like. I just start commentating on all the things that made me mad.'

'Having a random and weird nickname is way better than someone just adding 'meister' or 'nator' to the end of your first name.

'I feel like everyone has a different stocking experience at Christmas growing up.'

STONE COLD, AARON BOLD!

MAKE 'EM WORK, EVAN KIRK!

Saskatchewan Rush fans always have a great chant for their goalie. What about for the new guy Adam Shut? #GoRush