A very special edition of Confused Lyrics. All 3 of them are from the song 'Night Fever' by the Bee Gees. All 3 are pure gold.

'The people who are most excited for me and my wife to have a baby are other parents. They can pawn off all the baby stuff they don't use anymore on us! No more clutter!'

'Why can't couples ever agree when to put up the Christmas tree?'

P.S. Today's 'Drunk Cruz Mornings' is gold!

'Shout out to the van guy in high school. Every school had one of these guys who thought his van would get all the ladies... he was wrong.'

'I wear my fancy sweats in public, but never my Huskie sweats from 1997... c'mon now.'

'You should have to do a course before you're dog is allowed at an off-leash dog park.'

'Imagine if you could get a clubhouse sandwich with stuffing on the side instead of fries or a salad... MAKE IT HAPPEN. RESTAURANTS!'

'The goodie ring was the best cookie in the Dad's Cookies lineup.'

'You know you're old when the music at a bar is too loud, and you let everyone know about it at least 3 times during supper.'

'If I brought home a fake Christmas tree, my husband might divorce me.'

'The pizza from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons back in the day looked amazing.'

AND MORE WHITE SOREL BOOT CHATTER!

'White Sorels are like Benjamin Button. It's almost as if they age backwards. The older they get, the better they perform.'

After the love they got yesterday, we had to give White Sorels their very own 'Hinterland Who's Who'

'If someone steals your extension cord, just wait a few minutes. Good chance someone on your street will forget to unplug theirs and you'll get a free one laying in the street.'

'The 8th most common password in Canada is Tiffany and I don't know why that upsets me so much... WHY?! WHY TIFFANY?!'

'My mom bought a fancy tree from the festival of trees 15 years ago... People in our neighborhood still talk about it.'

'Why do we always care about the gas station that sold the winning ticket? It almost becomes a tourist attraction. People come from far and wide to meet the cashier who sold the ticket!'

'No one completely finishes a pen or lip chap. You always lose it halfway through.'

'Imagine if everyone's workplace mistakes made the news like semi-drivers getting suck under overpasses... A MECHANIC DIDN'T TIGHTEN A SPARK PLUG ALL THE WAY, MORE AT 6:30!'