'We all have that one friend who uses and abuses the speaker phone. They don't seem to understand that the speaker phone is a by yourself kind of thing.'

'Why do we always turn it up about 4 notches when we're on speaker phone? It's not a fast food drive thru speaker, you don't have to shout!' #CruzMornings

'We all have that one friend who uses and abuses the speaker phone. They don't seem to understand that the speaker phone is a by yourself kind of thing.'

'Why do we always turn it up about 4 notches when we're on speaker phone? It's not a fast food drive thru speaker, you don't have to shout!' #CruzMornings

'Eggnog is basically liquid cake. An eggnog pie wouldn't work because pie and cake don't mix. It's too much!'

'Why do bars always show sports? I'd rather go to a bar that plays Diners- Drive0Ins and Dives on repeat.

'If someone is selling pies on the side of the road, you pull over and buy some. Those are the rules.

'The creator of Alvin & The Chipmunks is selling the rights to it for $300 million. Let's buy it and turn it into a horror-action thriller where Dave finally snaps and starts hunting them down.'

'Guys who chew tobacco love bragging about how rugged it is. The less flavor it has, the tougher you are... so if you came on site with pumpkin spice skoal, that probably wouldn't go over well.'

'Anything that is sustainable is going to make millions of dollars.'

Regina announced plans for the first ever 'sustainable' Tim Horton's restaurant.

Being sustainable is so hot right now. If something is 'sustainable', it's probably going to make a lot of money... Knowing that, #CruzMornings with Stacie & Clayton is also now sustainable!!

'America's next top model, but for stock photos... For this next challenge, you have to eat a salad while being photographed.'

'Arm barn is a pretty good alternative to bullpen... I would've gone with Chuck Hut or Pitch Pit though.'

'If someone tells you to have a Bones day, don't be creeped out. It's just someone speaking internet.'

'Combining men's and women's deodorant scents would be funny... LAVENDAR AVALANCHE! FRESH MEADOW MEADOW SPORT! RASPBERRY TORNADO!!'

'Frozen pizza companies are hoarding shredded cheese like it's going to be the next global currency or something.'

'When you have a moustache, everyone stares at you with this surprised look on their face that you actually have a moustache... because they're so rare now!'

Just throwing it out there... swearing makes everything better!