'Running to get an item you forgot about while the cashier at the grocery store is scanning your groceries... Totally okay or a big no-no?'

'Everyone learned a few French words by reading the back of the cereal box..'

'If Don Draper and Mr. Lahey, somehow, had a baby... it would be this friend.'

'Don't drink scotch with ice around this friend, unless you want a 10 minute lecture on why it's the worst thing you can do.'

We all have that one friend who's a bit of a scotch snob #CruzMornings

'Why do we get so offended when someone says our celebrity crush isn't hot?'

'Every guy growing had a party shirt that their parents made them wear to birthday parties and it was always the worst freaking shirt.'

Stacie wrote one for Bonanza. Clayton wrote one for Dirk's Adult Novelties and Gifts.

'Pretty sure every grandpa in Saskatchewan has a box of trucker hats in their basement... all of them in mint condition too.'

'Phone fell in that spot between the front seat of the car and the middle console. Tried to get it out, got stuck. Now I'm like James Franco in that movie 127 Hours.'

'Pretending to be Zellers to scam people out of money is genius. If I got an email from the President of Zellers saying they need money to re-open, I'd for sure be sending them a 20.'

'Just once I'd like to see someone dress up as a sexy John Candy for Halloween.'

'Weed stores need a Club Z Points system.'

'You know that dinging noise your car does when you don't have your seat belt on? I feel like a cement truck should have one of those for it's chute in the back.'

'When you think about it... the airport is just one giant waiting room that you're allowed to day drink in without people judging you.'

'The Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald is on my jogging playlist and I recommend you do the same.'

'I'd rather look at an epic record collection or movie collection on a shelf than one of those figurines you see at home décor stores... Oh look a vase with rocks. Oh look, a vase with twigs. Would you look at that a vase with rocks AND twigs!'

'The only unidentified item in the bagging area is going to be my fist if this machine can't figure it out.'

Stacie loves doing the self-checkout.

Clayton thinks it's the devil.

We took this matter to Cruz Court. Each side prepared a statement and defended their argument. Who do you think won? #CruzMornings