'Nothing looks more uncool than trying to reverse into a parking spot, failing, and having to try it again.'

'The waste water results are always bad things, like a Covid or drugs... just once I want them to comeback with 'Wow, the potassium levels in the water are through the roof. People are eating lots of bananas!'

'Shout out to fruit flies for reminding us that we need to clean the kitchen.'

'Shout out to the people who use the drive-thru at the Circle Mall Tim Horton's correctly.'

#CruzMornings #yxe

Not one, but two clips from the movie 'Office Space' on today's show.

Based on that alone, the podcast is going to be great.

'They're basically a helicopter parent, but instead of a kid... it's a steak.'

We all have that one friend who is a complete steak snob. No matter what you do to this steak, it's wrong. They have to be captain steak at every BBQ, and they will take over the grill if they think you're not doing a good enough job. #CruzMornings

'Can't stand when election coverage cuts to a shot of a party leader and their family watching TV... Normal families don't sit on a couch like that! SPREAD OUT!'

'It's real easy to make friends as an adult. Just break all the appliances in your house, then call a bunch of companies to come fix them. You have to make small talk with them, and there's a good chance you'll hit it off with at least one of them.'

'Everyone wants to be like Matt Foley now and live in a van down by the river.'

'Waiting in line to vote might be the worst of the waiting in line experiences. Everyone is so serious. No joking, no eye contact, no small talk.'

No quotes in the caption for the podcast today. The title for today says it all... #CruzMornings

We use a lot of weird and random clips on the show. These are the most used sound clips in #CruzMornings history.

Bort license plates, Super Dave & Rocky Butler all make an appearance.

'People are very passionate about which VLT game is the best VLT game... the correct answer is Wildlife, by the way.'

'Married couples are so fun to golf with because they chirp each other non-stop the entire round It's kind of adorable.'

We all have that one friend who pays you in food when you do them a favour.

You fix their dryer, they drop by the next day with a lasagna. You unclog their sink, they give you a lasagna... don't know why, but it's usually a lasagna. #CruzMornings