'Everyone knows the worst soap opera of all time was Passions.'

'You know those jukeboxes that lets you pick the songs from an app on your phone? You can be a few blocks away and it'll still work. Sometimes we will play Creed 'My Sacrifice' 20 times in a row at a random spot we can get from our house.'

'When you think about it, people are just never-ending salt popsicles for dogs.'

'If someone in your neighbourhood is measuring your grass to make sure it meets city bylaw standards... just move. People like that never change and they'll always harass you over the smallest things.'

'Even the father of the bride will sneak away from his own daughter's wedding to watch the 4th quarter of the game if they're on at the same time.'

'Doesn't matter if you've never been there before, it's always sad when a small town bar burns down.'

'Shout out to all the kids who have to help Dad take the boat out at the lake this weekend. Hopefully Dad doesn't make too big of a scene at the boat launch.'

'I love when people use everyday objects to describe how big something is... Yeah, that table is about 14 Bandera Breads wide.'

'We all have that one friend who has worked at pretty much every restaurant and lounge in the city.

They can get you a last-minute reservation no problem... They also know every kitchen's secrets and will ruin your favourite dish by telling you how it's made. They also love saying how downhill the place has gone since they left.' #CruzMornings #yxe

If you missed it this morning, Sarah and her husband's gut won $200 playing Stacie & Clayton's Double or Nothing 'Name That Hit!'

She was such a gem we had put her play up on here! #CruzMornings #yxe

'You know when you mess up while your driving, and the person behind you gives you the 'don't worry about it, you;re all good!' wave... how awesome is that feeling? Pass that feeling along because we all have sucky driving moments.'

'If someone invites you to their lake in mid-September they just want help with the docks and shutting down the cabin for the winter.'

'People who say they love to clean don't actually love to clean. They just love cleaning their own stuff.'

'Every Saskatoon kid remembers going to Batoche and Fort Carlton in elementary school because it was the first time you got a fancy bus with individual seats and TVs.'

Doesn't matter if it's at the local, provincial, or national level... every single political debate sounds the same. #CruzMornings

'According to the farmers almanac, Saskatchewan is going to have a soggy winter. So leave a Subway sandwich in your fridge for 7 days, boom, that's what winter is going to be like... buckle up.'

'The less sigists your co-op number has, the cooler you are.'