Do you just mow the leaves on the lawn or do you rake them?

Is putting a bit of water in an almost empty thing of ketchup to make it last longer greasy?

Why don't young people like coffee as much as their parents?

We answer these questions, and more shenanigans, on #CruzMornings

We all have that one friend who tells everyone they don't smoke... but they totally smoke. They just don't buy darts and instead bum them off their smoking friends.

'I only smoke when I drink' is this friends catchphrase. #CruzMornings

'Why does beer taste so much better in someone's work shop?'

'Quesadilla's are so under utilized when it comes to leftovers.'

'Just because someone is paid to clean up your mess, it doesn't give you a reason to be a jerk face.'

'Shout out to canker sores for proving that size doesn't matter'

'Gravy is basically the Peyton Manning of Thanksgiving leftovers.'

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'Someone once told me that ham is just really big bacon and I've never been more mad at someone in my entire life. That's offensive to bacon. '

If you listen to #CruzMornings, you know that we love small towns. We talk about them all the time and even did the small town 'prove it' tour a few months back.

So when someone messes with a small town, we bring out the big guns.

'Why do couples battle with sharing the sheets in bed when you can just have a blanket for each person?'

'I'm that person who gropes my fruit until I find the perfect one'

'If someone says they think they have food poisoning, they're lying. You don't THINK you have food poisoning... you just know.'

'Despite having a monopoly on counter top cooking for decades, the future of the slow cooker hangs in the balance. A new alpha is on the scene... and its known as the Air Fryer'

We ran out of ideas for 'Hinterland Who's Who', so we're going to start doing them for random, inanimate objects.

'It feels way better when you have an excuse to eat like crap. It's raining and cold outside, it's the Super Bowl, it's Penny's birthday, it's Tuesday...'

'If gas ever gets to $1.65 a litre, I'm biking to work. That's my number.'

'Facebook was down yesterday, which was bad news for pyramid schemers... Sorry, I mean multi-level marketers. They couldn't pester friends they went to high school with 15 years ago.'

'Sometimes a friend will invite you over and do chores for 45 minutes while your there. They don't want to do chores alone, so they invite you over so they have someone to talk to'