'Coronation Street is like Fight Club. You don't talk about it... because some people watch it every day and other people catch up on the weekends!'

'I swear every front closet smells the same.'

Also... Best Drunk Cruz Mornings of all time in the podcast today!

'$10 says there will be a Halloween pop-up store in the old Elephant & Castle spot in Midtown... and in the old liquor store in Lawson Heights Mall. You heard it here first!'

You know when things go off the rails, but in a good way? That was Cruz Confused Lyrics today.

Actually... that was the whole show. #CruzMornings

Stacie's impression of a parent packing school lunches during the first week of school, the 8th week school, and the 18th week of school is spot freaking on. #CruzMornings #yxe

'Being on dish duty at the lake is hit and miss. Sometimes it will take 5 minutes... other time's it's taking 55 minutes.'

'Restaurants need to bring back the sunroom. Back in the 80's every 3rd place had them.'

'I tore my ACL just watching a game of Pickleball.'

'Annette Kowalski from the Bob Ross documentary is the new Carol Baskin.'

'Unless they're already in pie form, no one wants your crab apples.'

'If someone you just met calls you Superstar, there is a 100% chance they forgot your name.'

'Thought I had an entire theatre to myself one time, but a young couple came in during the previews. They thought they had the same thing until they saw me... I got up an left because I didn't want to ruin their dream makeout session.'

'Organizers are saying that you will be able to call the new downtown library home... Can I cut my toenails in the nude in there? Because that's what I do at home.'

'Telling someone they have a nice skull is just a weird compliment.'

2 weeks ago on 'Over-Dramatic Theatre', we imagined what the post-game call-in show would sound like if the Saskatchewan Roughriders lost.

This week on 'Over-Dramatic theatre', it's the exact opposite... the call-in show if the Riders start the season 3-0. #CruZMornings #GoRiders

'Saskatoon needs a Common Sense Officer for little problems that would take city council years to figure out. Someone that you call, they quickly come assess the situation, and use common sense instead of paper work mumbo-jumbo to fix it.'

'There's always 1 or 2 couples that ruin a themed party because they're too cool to participate. Their loss, themed parties are a great time!'

'The post-pool day nap is the best nap.'