'Never whisper a compliment.'

'We always get so excited when we find out we were on TV during a sports game... why? It's not like Lorne Michaels is going to call and offer you a spot on SNL because saw you.'

Is telling someone they smell nice a weird compliment? Happened to me yesterday and it made me feel phenomenal. If there were a compliment power rankings, it would be top 3 for sure.

We should start normalizing the 'you smell good' compliment. Just a quick 'you smell good, bud!' and that's it! #CruzMornings

'If you're thinking about renting some of those downtown mopeds, don't invite your clumsy friend. They'll just ruin it for for the whole group.'

'The beer barrel polka is just a fantastic song.'

'We all have that one friend who is basically a human medicine cabinet... not in a sketchy, drug dealer way though.

Tylenol, Neocitran, Rub A535, Tums, Pepto, band-aids, Flintstones vitamins... doesn't matter what you need, they have it in their bag.

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'You know that weird fast-walk thing you do at the pool because you're not allowed to run? That's what the race walk is at the Olympics. If I was Canada's coach I'd go to Lakewood Civic Centre and start recruiting.'

'Instead of spending tens of thousands of dollars on home renos, just get new numbers for your house. Makes it look brand new, I swear.'

Also the voice of the Riders, Derek Taylor, joined us to chat about the season opener tonight!

'I'd rather watch every episode of Dharma and Greg than watch this team play football!'

'Wake up sheeple! The provincial government is paying the Riders to lose on purpose so it's easier to control us.'

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We answer those questions, and more, on #CruzMornings today.

'I've got a black and white photo of Lydia's Pub in my living room. That's how much I miss that place.'

'Don't know who needs to hear this, but you can play backyard games without turning it into a drinking game.'

'If a group of 8 guys or more goes golfing together, it is literally impossible for them to not have a group photo on the 1st tee.'

Clayton: 'Who doesn't look at the coupons and deals first before pizza?'

Stacie: 'Monsters, that's who.'

'Every workplace has that person who leaves condescending notes by the breakroom microwave, guilt-tripping people to clean it up.'

'I've been using the same pot to make mac and cheese for the last 15 years, I'm not changing up my system now.'