'Skipping class back in the day was way easier than it is now.'

'We all have a friend whose laugh sounds like a thirsty dog.'

'It's impossible to be sad on a golf cart'

Another episode of Drunk Cruz Mornings!

'Am I the only person who gets very intimidated by watermelons?'

'A glug is more than a smidge but less than a bunch.'

'Screw the bike lanes, we need golf cart lanes in Saskatoon.'

'If your significant other says they'll head home as soon as the golf game is over, there is a 100% chance they will not head home once the golf game is over.'

'That feeling when you smack something Fonzie style to try and fix it, but just make the problem worse...'

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'Every family has that 1 person who will make everyone stop having fun for 5 minutes so they can pose for a picture. Wrecks the whole momentum of the gathering, stop it!'

'We've talked about sandwiches 4 times today and the show isn't even half over.'

'The one perk of having red hair is that we don't really go grey, and if we do it takes a long time. It almost makes the sunburns and getting kicked in the shins once a year worth it.'

'It seemed like everyone had a sponge in an old sour cream container under the sink.'

We all have that one friend who sucks at eating popcorn.

'They sound like a cartoon caveman taking a bite out of one of those giant drumsticks everytime they shove a handful in their face hole.'

#CruzMornings

'Radio DJ is #4 on the list of jobs that seem glamorous, but actually aren't. Sure it's not as glamorous as it used to be, and yes people text in and tell us we suck a lot. But we get free mugs and stickers whenever we want so... yeah!'

For the first time in 16 months, we have a concert announcement.

We're so excited about it that we made a blockbuster-movie-style trailer for it.

(With a special guest appearance from Stacie's 'Overdrive International Nightclub' voice!) #CruzMornings #yxe

'When people argue over the best sports movie ever, why does no one ever bring up A League of Their Own?'

'Here's my impression of everyone waking up in a tent in the summer.... OH MY GOODN-WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? DID I TELEPORT TO A SAUNA IN MY DREAMS?'

'You know you're old when you plan evening activities around the sunset.'