'Shout out to the night managers at hotels for having to deal with PeeWee hockey teams every weekend in the winter.'

#CruzMornings

'What it smells like when it's windy should be a huge selling point for a house. I'd totally buy a house if I knew it smelt like KFC on windy days.'

ALSO we added a saxophone solo to the song 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash. You think it would be awful... but it's actually the opposite of awful.

'You can't just order a pizza with this friend. They'll say no and push their weird, fancy food agenda on you.'

'Does your dish go untouched at the office potluck? Do you friends tell you to bring wine or a veggie tray for the big game? If yes, you're definitely this friend.'

We all have that one friend who loves trying the weirdest stuff in the kitchen. #CruzMornings

'Don't care what it's for, I just want to be a whisperer of some sort. Ant whisperer, Raccoon whisperer, Ice Cream whisperer... don't care! Being a whisperer just sounds so bad-ass!'

'Sometimes parents will forget about a birthday cake and just make one out of donuts I swear kids like the last minute donut cake better than one that takes hours to make.'

'A can of Pilsner should be the official unit of measurement in Saskatchewan... Yeah it's about 7 'sners wide and 13 'sners high.'

'Everyone should have seven sets of backup bed sheets in the linen closet. They might sit there for years and years, but you're going to want them when your kid goes through the 'Let's build a fort!' phase'

'I sound like such a moron when I try and buy a lottery ticket. No idea what I'm doing up there.'

Mystery is afoot in the town of Vibank. Someone stole a 100 year old windmill.

Small town problems need small town solutions... This is a job for the team at CSI: Lanigan! #CruzMornings

'The 4 hours between the wedding ceremony and reception are my favourite 4 hours ever. Every is in that 'let's get after it!' mode.'

'You should always have a hockey stick and some snacks in your trunk. Never know when you'll stumble upon a hockey game, and if you do you're gonna be hungry after...'

'The best part about being on a rec sports team is the group chat.'

'It's time to expose deep sleepers for the scam artist they really are. We're not buying it anymore, deep sleepers. Pretty sure you've been awake this whole time, you just found a way to beat the system.'

'I love George Ward Pool because it reminds me of that one scene from The Sandlot.'

'Guys will spend 20 minutes putting the sprinkler in the exact right spot. Sprinkler placement is very important.'

'Just because you think a hit is dirty, doesn't mean you don't like old school hockey.'

'You know it's super hot outside when TV news anchors are trying to cook things in their car.'

'Shirtless Mower Guy will always make awkward eye contact with you. There's no way to avoid it'

+36 in Saskatoon today. Be on the lookout for Shirtless Mower Guys. #CruzMorings #yxe