'A friend of mine calls Costco 'The Sco'. Never heard that before. Imagine calling Zellers 'The Lers'... How weird does that sound?'

'Regina did a program where people could adopt a storm drain and name it, and no one used Sewer McGavin... C'MON REGINA!'

'Saskatoon's favourite game is trying to guess which new restaurant is going in the empty space... that game is ruined because there's a good chance it'll be a ot shop because they're everywhere now!'

'Don't know when, and don't know why, but couches changed. Couches used to be huge with soft cushions you'd sink into. Couches now are hard as a rock.'

'People don't give Mr. Dressup enough credit for being a fashion icon. Early in his career, the bow ties he wore were amazing. Later on, he perfected the suspender-flannel look!'

If you liked Mr. Dressup and Zellers, these 'Cruz Shout Outs' are for you! #CruzMornings #yxe

'You know how Mr. Burns releases the hounds? You could be like RELEASE THE MANTI!!'

'No one says Confederation Park. Everyone just says Confed. Does that work for other neighbourhoods too? Like Nutana... Should we start calling it The Newt?'

'If you get a letter from the city, it's never a good thing. It's always a tas assessment, or parking ticket... just once I want it to be like HEY YOU WON A FREE PIZZA FROM CHARLIE CLARK!'

'Met the guy who does the 'EA Sports... It's in the game!' voice at a bar. Listening to him order dry ribs with sauce on the side, in that voice, was amazing.'

'Everyone has a side hustle now. We should just call our careers Main Hustles now.'

'Guy Fieri is like the Nickelback of celebrity chefs. It's easy to hate on the guy, but you have to respect what he's done.'

'Unleash should replace release in the music industry. Instead of a band releasing an album... they should UNLEASH IT!'

'There are many different species of slo-pitch die hard. The person who must be the volunteer ump, the agressively bright Oakleys guy... but the most common is the Washed Up Baseball Player. Even though they played for Team Sask. growing up, they play division C slo-pitch... because hitting dingers is fun'

If you're pumped that slo-pitch is back on May 30th, this is for you! #CruzMornings

'Even though I know that mail only gets delivered once a day, I still check my mailbox 9 times a day for my SGI cheque... just in case.'

'When you're a kid, a trip to the walk-in clinic is like 'I fell off my bike going down a hill with no hands!' and then when you're an adult it's like 'I bent over too fast.'

'The word 'fest' makes anything 100 times more exciting... If you tell someone there's a few guys cooking ribs by the river, you wouldn't really care. Call it 'Ribfest' and it's an event'

'Shout out to restarting the computer for fixing all of my problems for 11 minutes.'