'It is out of shape guys doing stuff shirtless season!'

'What if Aliens are actually super cool? In movies they're always trying to kill us, but in real life what if they were like hey we had some time to kill so we fixed that hole in the ozone for you guys. Here's our number, let us know if you wanna get some lunch or something.'

'People talk about athletes in their 40's like they're about to turn into dust.'

''How does John Candy not have a Canadian Heritage Minute?'

'If someone walked in on you making planters out of doll heads, they'd probably ask a few questions.'

'I saw a bee crawl into one of the aerated holes on my lawn, and he was so fat that he got stuck trying to get out. He was like a cartoon dog stuck in the doggy door.'

'The lawn is the easy part of backyard maintenance. No one ever talks about how big of jerks flower beds are.'

'Taking the bus instead of driving was criminally underrated. Sometimes I'd pour some wine into an empty gatorade bottle, sneak it on the bus... kick back, relax, and watch Little Giants on those mini TV's. Best road trip ever'

'If you see someone start a recipe video by pouring a bunch of sauce on a countertop, stop watching immediately.'

'I purposely took a vaccine appointment outside of Saskatoon so I had an excuse to go somewhere. Super lame road trip, but it still counts as a road trip!'

'I saw someone selling a vintage playstation on Facebook buy & sell. That's what kids are calling the first playstation now... vintage!'

'Before you go to this friends house, you really have to think about it. I mean on one hand, you want to hang out with your friend and catch up with them. But on the other hand... are a bunch of cuts and scratches from the last time you were over there!'

We all have that one friend who has a cat from hell. #CruzMornings

'Shout Out to Dad's Cookies Goodie Rings. I still don't know what they're made of... and I don't care because they're delightful!'

A bunch of silly Cruz Shout Outs this morning... featuring guest appearances from Buck Martinez and The Flight of the Conchords! #CruzMornings

'Shout out do Dad's Cookie Goodie Rings. I still don't know what they're made of, and I don't care. They;re delightful.

'Just give every business a patio this summer. Not just restaurants, random places too! Like dental offices... Outdoor root canals, lets go!'

'Every garage sale has a broken massage chair for sale. Every. Single. One.'

'If you thought the downtown arena rumours were bad before...'

'It's my new quest in life to find the sutherland dog park gnome village!'

'Stop asking couples when they're going to have kids.'

99.5% of the time, we're ridiculously weird and silly on Cruz Mornings. Today though, we took 3 minutes to talk about something serious. Don't worry, the other 13 minutes of the podcast is silly! A lot of Calgary Flames chirps, remember how fun camping in the backyard is, and a rare April Wine-Boney M mashup!