'If your kid has to do some fundraising, tell them to set up shop outside of Sarcan. Think about it... everyone leaving has extra cash, and everyone will be a bit hungry after waiting in line for an hour. You'd probably make bank selling those chocolate covered almonds there!'

'Does anyone was their bread knife?'

'Starting to think Saskatoon will always be at war with bike lanes.'

'A single string of lights can do wonders for your backyard. Hang them above your deck and you get some serious bistro vibes.'

'I miss work pizza parties so much.'

'The more I hate a reality TV show, the more I want to watch it for some reason. I think it's because I've invested so much in my hatred that I need to see how it plays out'

'Some people just take a piece of pizza without even looking at it. Rookie move, bud. You have to look at the cheese-to-sauce ratio of each slice, crust width, topping distribution... c'mon!'

'You can definitely tell when something used to be a Pizza Hut'

'I was gonna go with Sandstorm by Darude for the new sports report music... but it's way too distracting'

'Mask mouth sounds like a really bad Smashmouth cover band.'

'The Canada geese at Silverwood golf course are way nicer than the ones at Wildwood for some reason.'

'Kenny vs Spenny doesn't get the love it deserves when it comes to Canadian television.'

'When you were a kid, nothing was better than a McDonald's birthday party. You get the giant red jug of orange drink, that square cake, and fingers crossed you get to sit in the caboose on the train tables'

'I'm just happy that my daughters birthday cake didn't end up looking like a man's fun parts'

'Don't get a ride to the golf course with this friend, unless you want show up 2 hours early and watch them chip for 40 minutes.'

'You think someone who takes golf this serious would actually be good at the game... but nope!'

We all have that one friend who takes golf WAY too seriously. #CruzMornings #yxe

'Food videos on the internet went from 'oh cool, a new recipe I can try out!' to 'why would anyone ever make this?' real quick.'

'If an upside down pineapple cake is turned upside down again, would be an upside down-upside down pineapple cake? Or would it just be a pineapple cake?'

'If someone is extremely rude to a restaurant employee and thinks their job is beneath them... HUGE RED FLAG!'

'Small town hockey players are just built differently.'

'Imagine this movie crossover... 'Stand By Me' and 'The Sandlot''

'I've seen grown men do some disgusting things for a free T-shirt.'

'Remember when everyone thought bagels and muffins were super healthy?'

'My wife and I are going to get drunk before putting together some outdoor furniture. We're hoping it makes us not argue, but it'll probably do the opposite'

If you're a Saskatoon lifer, you're going to love the #CruzMornings draft from today! It's basically a 6 minute trip down memory lane!

Also on the show today: A bunch of weird stuff because we're pretty weird.