'If you order a burger at a seafood place and it doesn't taste great... that's your fault. You should've known better.'

'Everyone buys a mini trampoline with the intention of using to to work out, but it always just ends up being a toy for the kids.'

We all have that one friend who SUCKS at texting.

'They always take a few hours to respond. You'll text them at 8:00 AM asking if they want a coffee. They'll respond at 3:30 PM saying yeah sure... Like, clearly the ship has sailed on the coffee's, Tom!'

#CruzMornings

'People now will just throw a bunch of random stuff in a bowl and call it a salad. Doesn't even matter what the stuff is, it could be gummy bears, carrot strings, kelp and fish eggs and people would still call it a salad.'

'The kid who is obsessed with dinosaurs always ends up being super smart later in life.'

'It's impossible to look tough and skip rope at the same time'

'Every guy has a story about a tick getting too close to their cash and prizes.'

'Some people consider Lenny Kravitz classic rock now and that just seems weird to say out loud'

'I don't think eating a pound of cheese in one day would be that hard.'

'Instead of tearing down old buildings with great architecture, why don't we let trades students restore them? That's how they could learn to do stuff, by fixing up old buildings that are too expensive for the city.'

'You can get the vaccine in Canada if you trade in all of your big shiny tunes CD's'

'If you name your kid Connor they will basically come out of the womb holding a hockey stick.'

'The lost & found at high school had a smell that you can't duplicate. There was always a retainer in there too... how do you lose your retainer??'

'I miss the walnut crunch donut at Tim's. Sure it looked like a Wendy's hamburger patty, but it's what's on the inside that counts!'

'Going to be +20 today, which means no more hiding your greasy, unshowered hair under a toque'

'What happens if someone destroys your boulevard garden? Does it become a............................. boulevard of broken dreams?'

'Much like birds, Leaf Blower Guys have a very specific noise they make to attract a potential mate. Some Leaf Blower guys will wait until the afternoon to begin their mating calls... Others will start at 7:01 because THEY READ THE BYLAWS AND KNOW THEIR RIGHTS!'

Today's Hinterland Who's Who takes a closer look at the Prairie Leaf Blower Guy #CruzMornings

'It probably wouldn't be allowed, but I want to make my will into a riddle, or a scavenger hunt or something. If my family wants my stuff, they're going to have to work for it. Yes, I left you my Ford Focus, but first you must answer these riddles 3!'

As always, lots of local topics today on the show today... but today it seemed to be trigger worthy stuff. Rail lines, bike lanes, radar, oh my!