'My favourite thing to watch when I was younger was the Magic Bullet infomercial.'

'Breakfast doesn't just deserve it's own festival... it deserves it's own theme park. Think Disney World... but instead of Disney, it's breakfast stuff.'

'A festival dedicated to just ribs is pretty standard, but imagine a chicken breast-palooza? A chicken breast-fest if you will... why does that seem so weird?'

'The beers from Shawshank Redemption when they're drinking on the roof look like they most refreshing beers ever.'

'Imagine if there was a random triathlon? Where athletes picked 3 events out of a hat before the opening ceremonies and had to do them.'

'In Italy, they have this thing called 'Marriage Leave'. If you get married, you get 3 weeks PAID off... I'd just keep divorcing my wife and getting married again.'

'No one ever buys milk crates or those big buckets. They just kind of appear out of nowhere.'

'Whoever decided to release the new episodes of Ted Lasso weekly instead of all at once can frigg off.'

'13 year olds are winning medals at the Olympics... When I was 13, the only thing on my mind was worrying about slow dancing with girls... How do you ask them? Where do I put my hands? What do I do after the song? Do we make eye contact or no?'

'The Queen doesn't care about your parking ticket. The Queen is busy with her actual job... looking cranky on money.'

'If I'm washing the dishes, and you come from behind and toss a dish in the sink, I will turn around and throw a spoon at you.'

'Friggin rights I took Cailou with my first pick in the villain draft. Parents know first hand how evil that kid is.'

'We all have that one friend who somehow gets crazy good deals on literally everything. They seem to always get those 'this just fell out of the truck but it works perfect' kind of deals'

'Who would be the final boss in the Happy Gilmore video game... Bob Barker or Shooter McGavin?'

'Sure a robot server can deliver food, but can it take a blurry, off-centred photo of a table celebrating their birthday?'

'If you get a hole-in-one, and you don't clear your schedule for the rest of the day to party, you're doing it wrong.'

'If we open one of those mystery boxes from amazon on the air, can we write it off as a business expense?'

'If someone is named Gord, do not call them 'The Gordster'. Just stop adding 'ster' to the end of names altogether.'

'In high school, we'd prank our friends by putting cheeseburgers under their car door handles... the city should start doing to to people who haven't paid their parking tickets.'

'If I washed my car twice a week I'd need a second job.'

'It's always fun when there's no toilet paper in the house and you start getting desperate... like, will a dryer sheet work as a substitute?'

'If you're listening to music on a bluetooth speaker in public, and the volume is at a 5, that's totally okay. It's when people crank it to 10 where I have a problem. Read the room, bud!'

We all have that one friend who spills. That's their thing. In your circle of friends, they're known as 'The Spiller.'

They spill drinks, they spill dips, they spill the beans... their favourite football player is former Bills running back C.J. Spiller. #CruzMornings