Crying at the Bar

We talk shit about the feature film Dirty Grandpa even though we haven’t seen it, Olivia teaches us about Dancing Mania, and we interview the funniest man alive, Matt Loxley.

We learn about the intertwined lives of Tupac and Rashida Jones, we introduce the world to the new game we invented called “M.A.S.H.”, and we discuss some of the many things that are about us.

We discuss our forays into sketch comedy, we debate the Oregon Trail vs the female orgasm which the wonderful Christine Horvath judges for us, and we have a delightful interview with one of Chicago’s funniest comedians, Evelyn Troutman.

The amazing Lindsey Poole joins us for a special round of Who Tweeted It, we discuss some unpopular opinions, and Cortney teaches us about the Cult of Reason.

We play a fun trivia game about celebrities, Cortney teaches us about the history of mirrors, and we decide which of us is the bigger whore.

We normalize being absolute besties, we refer to ourselves as “the talent,” and we have a fun chat with our good friend, Luke Swisher.

We play a fun new improv game, we beg you to stop threatening us over celebrities whose names start with the letter R, and we have a wild interview with a stranger from Cortney’s Facebook friend list, Justin Foster.

We change up our opening segment by playing a fun game with our producer Mel, we interview the hilarious Jamie Carbone, and we learn about the work week with the help of the wonderful Jim Calder!

We get ignored by our high school teachers, we tell you the story of how we became bonded for life via shared trauma, and we debate Edgar Allen Poe versus Edward Cullen with the help of guest judge Ian Miller.

We learn some celeb facts, we interview local angel and absolute babe Amber Falter, and we make everything about us (but what’s new?).