Crying at the Bar

We text our Wonder Doug, Cortney teaches us about the Hope Diamond, and for some reason we thought it would be a good idea to give Olivia a soundboard.

Olivia teaches us about the mantis shrimp, we get to know a lovely stranger from Olivia’s Facebook friends list, Cait Hogan, and we text our ex’s to finally find out which of us has that gorilla grip.

We complain about the internet like boomers, we interview the delightful Ana Kabakova and Jameson Rogers, and the world’s best producer Tyson judges our debate of the Cleveland Browns vs literal clowns.

We make our childhood friends make questionable decisions and the Hamburglar, we tell you the origin of our name, and Cortney teaches us all about near-death experiences.

We force Cortney to get an abortion for losing Who Tweeted It, we enter the scary world of r/QuestionsForDudes, and we debate Green Day vs the Green New Deal, which the lovely Walta Yoseph judges for us.

We teach you about some exciting new R celebrities, we get judgemental about movies we haven’t seen, and the lovely Alexis Nelson joins us to play games and tell us about her meteoric rise to foraging fame.

We share our coming out stories, Olivia does the rap from the D.A.R.E. song, and we discuss some fun celebrity facts– but only about celebs whose names begin with the letter “R.”

In the first episode of our unnamed podcast, we talk about the time Cortney made herself cry by being too mean, we make everything about us, and the lovely Sam Welch judges our debate about baseball vs birds.

Tune in for the new episode March 7th!