CULM

This one is actually insane. 

Enjoy the soooooothing sounds of our friend Willie Macc as he explains how he got his grandmother laid. 

Willie Macc, was the star of the hit BET show College Hill.  He appeared on TV episodes and movies such as Hulu's Casual, Tru TVs Laff Mobb Laff Tracks, CSI, Journeyman, Meet the Spartans with Kevin Sorbo and Tiffany Haddish and acting in over 20 national commercials such as Snapple, Kia, Residence Inn, Applebee’s and was the face of Pump Water in New Zealand. Willie Macc's movie House Arrest has over 4 million views on youtube. Willie Macc now travels as a stand up comic and you can see him frequently at the Comedy Store and Laugh Factory in Hollywood. 

You know him and love him from Tiktok... it's Lukas Battle! Get ready to drift off to sleep as you listen to Lukas talk about the time he got arrested at an Irish wake.  GOOD NIGHT!

This episode is about... being in a rebellious stage, a dad's college friend's sister, wearing cleats to a funeral, taking shots to avoid being very awkward, connecting with a boy about his parents divorce, not being able to hear or see the cops, a slender body skinny, and walking in on Cynthia Nixon peeing. 

GOOD EVE! We're back with the clown king of our generation - it's Zach Zucker! 

This episode is about showbiz, camp counselors, dirty d*cks, clown school, Viggo, the big apple city, having no brain, and crying a LOT.

A graduate of École Philppe Gaulier in France, Zach Zucker is an award-winning, performer/producer based in London and LA. He is the creator of the Stamptown and one half of Norwegian-American comedy duo, Zach & Viggo. Zach also runs the late-night, variety show Stamptown Comedy Night and hopes to fulfill his lifelong dream of playing in the NBA. 

Are you tucked in and ready to sleep for a year? Here comes the hilarious tiktok queen known as @extracreamcheese, ISABEL STECKEL! Has she ever slept with Landon?? You'll never know... 

This episode is about vaccines, sleeping through 3 finals in a row, having TV static as a brain, sights and smells, sink puking, choking on orange juice, tiktok comments and playing spin the bottle with your mom. 

Feeling cozy, comfortable, and... thirsty?? Perfect. Drink up this delicious cup of Emily Wilson TEA. 

This episode is about... going into the ground, coke, moldy olives, robbing customers, alcoholic mornings, a big ol' grimace, being 25(!!!), mug kink, and Leo getting chipotle. 

Emily is a comedian, actress and writer based in New York City. She was in the 2021 New York Comedy Festival, the 2022 Netflix is a Joke Festival and also hosts Tuesdays at the Red Room, a weekly comedy show at KGB in the East Village. She is currently running a one woman show called FIXED about her time as a finalist on The X Factor when she was 15 years old. She wrote it with her friend and collaborator Sam Blumenfeld, and they’ll be taking FIXED to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for a full run in August. But come see it before that, in the US! 

We hope you're feeling LOTS of calmness right now. Welcome to your evening with Chanel Ali... just a heads up: mouth breathing is not allowed. 

This episode is about... Jim, Steve, Steve, Bob, Steve, "Where Can I Go?", finally meeting Channel, white ladies in Target, the Italy to Philly pipeline, and dreams meaning blood and/or surgery. 

Chanel Ali is a standup comedian, writer, and actress living in New York City. She hosted the Food Network digital series  Food Debate!  and was a cast member on  MTV’s  Girl Code. Chanel was honored as a  "New Face"  at the 2019 Just for Laughs festival in Montreal, and she can be seen on the Starz series  Night Train with Wyatt Cenac  and  Laff Mobb’s Laff Tracks  on TruTV. In 2020, Chanel appeared in the CC Stand-Up/Refinery 29 series  Taking the Stage  and  Speak Up  and on the Netflix series  Dash & Lily.  Her debut comedy album Chanel No.1 debuted at #2 in 2020.

SEASON THREE, here we go!! No better way to kick off this new season than with the gorgeous bisexual legend, Mary Beth Barone.  Sleep back, relax, and enjoy the soothing sounds of MBB. 

This episode is about... Vanderslice Hall, campus police, falling down stairs, kissing boys, the spins,  bruised elbows, gum in skin, the rowing team, not having a CHOICE in Poke, and a party hazard in general. 

Mary Beth Barone is a New York-based comedian, writer, and actor. She was named one of Vulture’s Comedians You Should Know in 2020 and Comedy Central’s Up Next in 2019, where she performed at their Clusterfest showcase. Mary Beth can be seen  on The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, and around the US touring shows like Just A Girl and like Drag His Ass: A F*ckboy Treatment Program.  

CULM is a collection of crazy yet true sleep stories told by your favorite comedians, designed to help you relax. With these funny bedtime stories, you will laugh yourself to sleep knowing you haven’t screwed up as hard as our storytellers. 

Season 3 guests include Mary Beth Barone (DRAG HIS ASS, THE TONIGHT SHOW, PUNK'D), Emily Wilson (FIXED, THE X FACTOR), Chanel Ali (FOOD DEBATE, MTV'S GIRL CODE), Willie Macc (COLLEGE HILL, MEET THE SPARTANS, LAFF MOBB LAFF TRACKS), Zach Zucker (STAMPTOWN) and more!

From the TOK to the POD... It's Sarah Coffey! Season 2 FINALE, let's absolutely go! 

Sarah is so good at Tiktok. She does comedy and… you guessed it: music. Sometimes separately. Sometimes together. She is currently writing and performing for Stapleview, the Tiktok sketch series. She can’t wait for all her dreams to come true, but she is also loving the present moment. She was on Ellen recently. So we should cancel her. 

Good evening friends... tonight we welcome the true king of Staten Island: Sebastian Conelli! He's famously loud, but tonight he's trying his best to lull you to dreamland.

This episode is about... toilet paper weed, Sebtheman01, one of the best schools in the country, Fantasia, Marmoset monkeys establishing dominance, gushers and fruit snacks,  a DARE shirt and a pack of cigarettes, Giuliani's frat, getting hit by the subway, and waking up early to take a long bath.

Sebastian has performed at UCB with the Stepfathers and Assssscat every Friday and Sunday. You can now see him in Raaaatscraps and his podcast “Loud About Nothing” is available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and via Instagram: @loudaboutnothing. Currently, new episodes air twice a week.