The first in our Tequila Tangent series -- Top Ten Lies of the Past Year. But because we have no time management skills, we are starting with five. If you make it to the end, you will hear us briefly lose touch with our "Mind Your Own Damn Business" stance as Whitney also loses the ability to spell. 

(Our parents and anyone who has ever gone out with Whitney should not listen, thanks!)

Tess and Whitney rant about grammar, pronunciation, and spelling - with dashes of cilantro, geography, and Friends references. Also, Tess talks about that one time she went to a party, and Whitney polishes her dining table with taco grease.

From drum major camp to podcasting-listen to two old friends share in righteous indignation. Hear Tess present logical reasoning for people's nosiness and profess her love for her son. Meanwhile, Whitney cackles between rants and gets distracted by cheese stuck to her phone.