MLF tournament champion Adrian Avena breaks down the cosmic twist of fate that could have easily ended in a life-altering, career-changing disaster.

This week, MLF tour champion Adrian Avena discusses the challenges of conch wrangling and faulty bilge pumps, we go flogging for marlin, catch bass like Russian terminators, and make fun of the Gucci patch on your tourney jersey.

This week, underwater salvage expert Ed "The Diver" Bieber finds that hard drive full of boudoir shots your ex chucked off the bridge, we explore the psychology behind casting where you know you'll lose your lure, and sell you back all 58 crankbaits you broke off last walleye season.

This week, Mexico-based YouTuber, Jorge Acosta, slices up largemouth sashimi and uses bobbers for bluefins, we discuss how you can't buy PowerWorms in the Wal-Mart by his house, cleanse our palates with spicy crickets, and throw down our Amex cards on life-saving, post-snake bite Medevacs.

This week, veteran Captain Greg Dubrule rips a bucktail out of your face while yelling at the author of "Jaws," we jump on a party boat and wind up scrubbed out by the mafia, drink enough margaritas to miss every swordfish harpoon shot, and pass knives out to small children.

This week, Vermont fly guide Drew Price coaxes me out of muskie retirement only to force me right back in, we leave a trail of cheesy pecan crumbs for monster bowfins, see dead people while buying a dozen shiners, and bask in the glory of a failed river clean up.

This week, brewery owners Alex Costantino and Jeff Greco bring just enough suds to make carp sound delicious, we discuss the legality of throwing shad at old curmudgeons, go skiishing for stripers in our French drains, and scream hardcore lyrics at girls in discotheques.

This week, Miles Nolte goes New Zealand-style combat fishing after a 9-hour first aid course, we shine red lights in the eyes of rude kids riding inflatable unicorns, confirm that we're the best rowers on any river anywhere, and razz Uncle Randy about the dandy ball gag he purchased after his last trout trip.

This week, veteran trout guide Joe Demalderis rides the lightning and rows through brain fog, we take fur-crazed bros with bloodlust down a peg, explain why you don't need glow-in-the-dark nippers to catch wild browns, and agree that fly fishing in the dark can be euphoric or a really bad trip depending on the dosage.

This week, Jared Serigne of "Outside The Levees" makes us a gar sandwich and some bowfin fingers, we teach kids how to work for their daiquiri money, hunt down the infamous Chickenman, and explain why nobody cares about your tuna on YouTube.