This week, “Bassmaster” editor James Hall marries your daughter while live-scoping muskies for the grill, we feed the dogs garlic worms and invest in lucky key chains, flyfish to smallmouths 50 feet down in 5-foot seas, and ask if we can expense the services of shady ladies in boat ramp parking lots.

This week, “Cheech” DeiCicchi of On The Water fails to save a friend from falling into a toxic bass pond, we hunt dock walleyes after copious cocktails, bet on basketball games and the power of 8-pound monofilament, and use otter emojis to sell old cans of WD-40.

Learn how to cap a day of fishing with angel’s dandruff and a dash of hot-n-spicy cigar ash.

This week, Nate P. and Erik S. of “Shorelunch with Nate P.” fight the gales of Jersey while frying shad jowls, we stick a striper right in the cat hole, toss a dying bird in the cheesesteak blitz of the century, and show our bare bottoms to an entire family of jet boat cowboys.

This week, “Uncle” Mark Wizeman teaches Joe’s son, Jamie, how to suppress turds when the dry fly bite is about to kick on, we throw lead at palominos from an elevated position, break rods in honor of Steve Irwin, and eat morels until our patience runs out.

Learn how to waste precious fishing time by harassing wildlife that may or may not go into turbo mode and kill you.

This Week, Jimmy Fee wiggles out of his Easter duds and into a pair of limited time bowfin, we watch our guide catch our dream fish while showing us how to use our lure, beg our wives to drive us to the hellgrammite stand, and pray there aren’t any boogers in our cold tomato pie.

This week, legendary chemist John Prochnow—the father of PowerBait—explains why fish don’t like the scent of barbecue chips, we determine that all dough bait colors are good but rainbow is the best, engineer trout that only feed on soft-plastic hot dogs, and skip leg day to catch more bass at the cocktail party.

This week, “Bass Talk Live” host Matt Pangrac narrowly escape his Air BnB after poking an unsanctioned stick in the noodling hole, we pine for the days of frosted tips and rods snapped over knees in pro bass fishing, get ditched by our partner and take home all the potpourri, and watch the crowd go wild over a 2.4-pound crappie.

This week, Jesse Stanislaw of Stride Baits gets a time-traveling Corey Feldman on a sick sheepshead bite, we shamefully cover our faces with a striper dripping with Italian dressing, catch a record weakfish after losing 200 jigheads, and take panoramic photos of a bowfin that ignored every lure we threw at it.