Daddio Patio

Daddio Patio

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Daddio Patio episodes

  • DP Bonus - P.D.F.A.

    We were out in New England with no recording equipment, so we did it the old fashioned way. In the cold New Hampshire rain, we talked about Dunkin Donuts and a few other sociopathic topics. Congrats to our buddy Cobra. We love you. Is this episode listenable? You decide.

    30 min
  • DP123 - Blaberus Giganteus🪳

    Is intelligence a winning evolutionary trait? Obviously not, because it took them so long to add a backlight to the Game Boy Color. This week, we're joined by friend and bug expert Chippy. He also brought a giant jungle cockroach and left the lid off of the cage the entire time. Chippy brought some much needed scientific knowledge to the show, anyway what if you could use your ass hair as a weapon in Goldeneye 64? From meatspin to decoding the human genome, this is an episode for the ages. Thanks for joining us Chippy!

    1 hr 47 min
  • DP121 - Fish Happen 🍣

    We really went off the deep end with this one. What's it like to be eaten by a shark? Why are the hammerhead's eyes so far apart? If you give an Amish person a GameBoy Color will they ever go back to churning butter? All this and more.

    1 hr 19 min
  • DP120 - Medieval Pizziola
    Here's an episode where 4 subhumans gather in the morning sun and wish they lived in a simpler time - a time when mana, magic, spells, and dragons were everywhere. Was any of that real, or were people just stupid back then? Was life simple and beautiful, or just s h i t t y ? Anyway it's time we revealed John Hammond's true agenda.
    1 hr 17 min
  • DP BONUS: HB4 - Crave Case
    The 4th installment of the late nite call series "Help the Bear". This time around Peach searches for something he's lost, and Andy keeps a Bob Dylan joke going way too long, like a rolling stone. How does it feel?
    52 min

About Daddio Patio

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Nothing is off-limits on Daddio Patio. Guided by a Pentagram of five unique, madly curious Daddios, this show swan dives into everything hilarious and wonderful about the cosmos. Join them on a…