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Woman kills her husband and feeds him to a dog (real nice, lady!), France legalizes protitution but not paying for prostitution, Florida dude dies in cockroach eating contest, Transgender man turns into a female and now is turning into a dragon, oh and the world is ending in a week

The dude who named his kid Adolf Hitler is back in the news, little asshole 9 year old girl investigates a murder, Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls might be teaming up, 1 out of every 50 dudes in England is raising another man's kid, and African dude claims he died and took pictures of heaven on his Galaxy phone

Sex Island created specifically for people who want to cheat, New Yorkers say they are too busy to pee - just like Matt Harvey, Bieber catching heat for his dreadlocks, Taylor Swift to receive the Taylor Swift Award, and dude stabs a guy who pooped on his lawn

New York cab drivers arent allowed to come on their passengers anymore, Animal Rights Group trying to fight the Chinese Dog Meat Festival, Kidnapping victim in Florida gets arrested after getting rescued, Science Says Grammar Nazis are assholes, and dude in California gets hit by a bus after almost falling off a cliff

New York cab drivers arent allowed to come on their passengers anymore, Animal Rights Group trying to fight the Chinese Dog Meat Festival, Kidnapping victim in Florida gets arrested after getting rescued, Science Says Grammar Nazis are assholes, and dude in California gets hit by a bus after almost falling off a cliff

Easter egg hunt devolves into chaos, India says calling your spouse "fat elephant" is grounds for divorce, teachers want to cancel algebra because its too hard, walking while texting could carry jail time in NJ, chick who misses her cruise ship tries to swim out to sea to catch the boat

Dave Chappelle does karaoke at a strip club, being popular reduces your risk of lice, identical twins want to get pregnant by the same dude at the same time, strangers show up to delivery room after wrong number text, Dwight Howard admits to cheating but says hes not a cheater

Dude who had sex in the Las Vegas Ferris Wheel ends up dead, Harlem funeral home holds open casket wake and cremation with the wrong body, Internet named a 300 million dollar boat Boaty McBoatface, dude tries to buy a BMW with food stamps, neighbor invokes Human Rights Act to have 4 year old's tree house torn down

Storks are addicted to junk food, NYC decriminalizing public urination for St. Pats, circumcision leads to autism, Japan is hiring ninjas, Congressman says magic is a national treasure, and Caitlyn Jenner got herself a vibrator

Indonesia mayor says instant noodles make babies gay, Chinese kid addicted to his iPhone chops his fingers off, IHOP waiter says hes a modern day Robin Hood by giving out $3,000 worth of free drinks, DiGiorno pizza is filled with glass, dude has a 10 pound dick