Daily Mail

Zika is hot in the streets, class action lawsuit against McDonalds for shitty mozzarella sticks, dude dies trying to eat a McDonalds burger in one bite, woman faces 6 years in prison for not doing housework, burglar helps police catch him by logging into his twitter account

NAACP leader in trouble for saying "nice tits," 28 convicts escape after naked chicks lure away guards for an orgy, dad in trouble with the law for taking away his daughter's cell phone, chick suing Kit Kat because there was no crispy wafer in her chocolate bar, dude tries to have sex with 79 year old woman in a Cracker Barrel stall

The 1st episode of Dailymail that was simulcast LIVE via the Zcast App. Tune in next time to hear it live.

MFK Mondays: Grease LIVE edition. Goat's milk cures AIDS and Rob Kardashian is a ture underdog hero

The trials and tribulations of fatherhood - can I listen to rap music with Shea? How do you watch porn as a dad? How do you run a smut blog as a dad? Also - garbage man gets caught lying about being robbed by a hooker, Gay couples dont wanna get married, police officer says its ok he sent his dick to a 16 year old because she had seen other dicks, and Australian guy tries to pack a kangaroo with explosives

Handicapping who got KFC banned on twitter, dude in Eritrea have to marry 2 women or go to jail, BK employee quits and steals all the chicken nuggets, kids die from drinking Mountain Dew mixed with gasoline, and Spanish bullfighter in hot water for bullfighting with his 5 month old.

Harry Potter has a new movie as a farting dead dude, school teaches kids about bullying by bullying them, Washington Post columnist is mad kids arent shoveling snow, Martin Shkreli talking shit to Ghostface Killah, Indian chick sets herself on fire because her family doesnt have a toilet

From trading puppies for crack to killing your cross dressing voodoo priest lover, it's an entire Florida edition of Daily Mail. Each topic ranked on a scale of 1 to 5 Floridas.

60 year old woman gets stuck in her chastity belt, NYC is installing masturbation booths on the streets, Tanzania says mini skirts causes AIDS, chicks are putting herbal balls up their VJs, North Korea says they invent hangover free alcohol

No Groundhog for Groundhog Day, ISIS chopping all their salaries in half, George Bush selling monkey parts on eBay, El Chapo caught because of tacos, and new childrens book about George Washington's slaves not going over so well

Oregon Militia gets sent a bag of dicks, dude never gets laid because he has "Henry The Hoover" tattooed above his dick, Conor MacGregor might be on the 1 Euro coin, and Science Says