I'm only human after all, don't put the blame on me for my bad singing... and occasional flop.

What's the last thing you want to feel coming during sex?  Listen to my friends who have been married 32 years and still want sex (at the weekend) - they have the greatest secret of all.

The secret of endless love is revealed, for real.

Be kind, like George Michael - careless talk costs lives.

Did I mention that my burglar looked exactly like Bradley Cooper?  Was that the only reason I chased him?

Seven Days gazing at Craig David's beautiful teeth changes a man forever.

A remarkable true story from 1988 that will make you totally rethink everything and Piers Morgan.

What do you want at 14?  A little respect, and to be cool.  Join me on my journey to discover cool, a truly disgusting tale.

I've just realised one of the thoughts in this is quite similar to a bit by musical comedian Jon Long, so forgive me Jon, you always look wonderful tonight.

What does 'Yellow' mean?  What is the worst song to make love to? All will be revealed.