Well to be frank, I’d have to change my name.

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but can’t tuna fish. 

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize. 

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Joke read by Eliza White, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman 

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Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly

Hey listeners! Just want to let you know that this is the last episode of season one of DPWJ. Season two will begin on September first with 25 more daily episodes. Thanks for sticking with us!

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What can you catch but never throw? A cold

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman