What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm? Looks like reindeer

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Joke read by Jeff Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

I went into the pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen bees and handed them over. “You’ve given me one too many” “that one is a freebie”

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why did the waitress get promoted? She brings a lot to the table

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

People are usually shocked when they find out I’m a bad electrician

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman

Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman