Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? The ceremony was ok but the reception was great.

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Elle Hillman

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Elle Hillman

What happens if a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Elle Hillman

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything

Why was the stadium so cool? Because it was full of fans!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice krispies!

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Elle Hillman

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Elle Hillman

Knock knock!

Who’s there? 

Dwayne

Dwayne who? 

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

Joke read by Jane Hillman and Elle Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Elle Hillman

Why won’t the shrimp share its treasure? Because it’s shellfish

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper!

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Elle Hillman