Chris went on another deep dive into the "Short Reads" category on Amazon and found Dating & Crypto, a brand new self-help guide which promises to teach you how to use cryptocurrency to boost your dating game. Although we learned nothing useful about crypto or dating, we did learn that a side hustle making low-level e-books on Amazon for $9.99 might be worth pursuing.

Content Warnings: In addition to our usual barnyard language, today's episode includes discussion of heteronormative dating stereotypes and the usual gendered weirdness that comes along with that.