Dead Horse

She's back! AGAIN! The prancing ponies wave a warm farewell to the vanilla-creepy Annabelle series in the final (for now) entry in the horses' second miniseries. The gang examines the brain of series screenwriter Good Goin' Gary the Dimwit Dauberman as he steps up to the director's chair, the themes and relative success of the series as a whole, and the national babysitter's union. We also announce our next miniseries-- tune in to find out for yourself!

"Those awful Horses are at it again"- Gene Siskel. This time, our Merry Mares investigate the improbably solid prequel-to-a-spinoff ANNABELLE: CREATION, from the mind of gifted internet filmmaker turned Time Warner workhorse David S. Sandberg. The gang discuss how a good director can (or can't) elevate thin material, what makes a good "gag," and how come it is it that how when you do, the number 70 its, like how it is almost like it's pretty much just one number away from 71 when you thank about it ha ha know what i fuckn mean? Dam dude that doll's all Fucked up

The Horses dive into their second series: from the pages of the Conjuring which is from the pages of the case files of the pages of Ed and Lorraine Warren's case files' pages, it's ANNABELLE! Will the bottle ceremoniously smashed against the bow of the S.S. Miniseries 2 be filled brim with Dom Perignon? Or will it be like a one-pint carton of Barefoot white wine you got from 7/11 because Kroger closed before you got cut from work? 

The horses are ending their tenure with the OSS for now, but they're going out with a booger-and-candy smelling bang: SPY KIDS 4D! Imagine the blind Lady Justice statue and she's holding a precisely balanced scale and on one of the little scale-platform-things is Jessica Alba doing a great job and on the other one there's a dog voiced by Ricky Gervais going like "ooh that was a cheeky li'il fart i did innit!!!" or something like that

Dixon, Becky and PJ loved Spy Kids 3: Game Over so much that they spend like 10 minutes this episode trying to remember stuff that happened in Antz 

DEAD HORSE kicks off their mission to explore underdiscussed film franchises-- the forgotten, the derided, the actually-pretty-good-- with Robert Rodriguez's singular Spy Kids! This movie absolutely rips and we're a little afraid that it's all downhill from here. DEAD HORSE is Becky Granger, Dixon Cashwell and PJ Audenzia; @deadhorsepod (Instagram) and @deadhorsethepod (Twitter). Cover art by Max Huffman (@maxhuffman - insta), and bad music/production by Dixon Cashwell.