Dear Internet

Dear Internet episodes:

• 04.27.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 189: Sorry I burped in your face

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a first kiss faux pas, a beetle who’s COMPLETELY out of line, and getting smacked in bed! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 04.13.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 188: Jennifer Emails

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about providing condiments for your guests, a girlfriend’s serious condition, and baby names! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 03.16.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 187: Thick Pants

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a mushroom print, what shadow people truly are, and walking in on your brother in the bathroom! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 03.02.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 186: Mother likes her water cold

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about alternate lyrics, boosting your cat’s intelligence, and drinking ice! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 02.17.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 185: Ice cream quarterly

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about keeping your private room private, panty-dropper candles, and a strange wisp of smoke! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 02.03.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 184: The biggest animal

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about keeping your private room private, panty-dropper candles, and a strange wisp of smoke! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 01.20.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 183: Shorts?

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about shorts that wives HATE, 93 eggs, and a girlfriend with A LOT of fluids! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 01.06.2024

  Dear Internet Episode 182: Coat of arms

  Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about a family coat of arms, a haunted toothbrush, and wearing a trenchcoat in the pub! Our coat of arms: Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 12.23.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 181: Actually it's Love

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a banana bread ban, couple dates, and The Wife Who Loved Christmas! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 12.09.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 180: A solid 45 min podcast

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about bringing up Satan in a best man’s speech, watching scary tv with your cat, and Bread vs Nudes! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 12.02.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 179: Open face sandwich

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re just shooting the shit. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 11.18.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 178: Horse shaped whale

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about riding a pony to school, weird old timey music, and fanfic cheating! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 11.11.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 177: Losing to a dog

  Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about skull boiling, a profile picture that’s too scary, and causing a scene at the costume contest! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 11.04.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 176: An Emotional Podcast

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about tasting the bark, and a spooky trio of ghosts, witches, and emos! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 10.28.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 175: A dog in the park

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about taking all the fully-loaded ice cream, a poodle walking on 2 legs, and baby doll heads! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 10.16.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 174: Soup Guy

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about meowing, being addicted to soup, and suggesting therapy for your niece! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 09.30.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 173: I painted this podcast

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about tattling on your work friend, a possessed Barbie, and asscheek art Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 09.22.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 172: Toot Terrace

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a shameful morning routine, playing Street Fighter, and nightmare boots! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 09.08.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 171: That's a damn groot

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about popcorn-sharing etiquette, the dangers of street racing, and sharing the coffin load! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 08.26.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 170: Boiled Pears

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about scamming your coworkers, farting yourself out of bed, and hot tub in-laws! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 08.19.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 169: A Frozen Yogurt Shop for Margaritas

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about cheating, a giant steak, and a barbeque parasol! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 08.04.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 168: Breaded Meat

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about cooked shrimp, couch wars, and gifts from a neighbor! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 07.29.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 167: Too Many Wrinkles

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about hosing down a neighborhood troublemaker, baking for your first kiss, and an embarrassing suitcase sticker! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 07.22.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 166: Bigfoot smell

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about Little Caesar’s Pizza, big fridge handprints, and flag drama! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 07.14.2023

  Dear Internet Live From Geeklycon 2023

  Dear Internet, This week we are bringing you the live show from Geeklycon 2023. Sorry for the audio quality. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 07.08.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 165: Sand Hole

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about flag desecration, attracting guys at the beach, and a naturist holiday card! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 06.24.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 163: Dill Hole

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about eating another man’s pickles, the VIP banana treatment, and navigating cultural differences! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 06.16.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 162: Rat Mom

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about being a Rat Mom, peanut butter wedding sandwiches, and Bitch Peppers! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 06.02.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 161: Stray Babies

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about breaking legs, sharing with your kids, and muffins. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 05.19.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 160: Overdressed Chips

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about overdressing, getting punched in the chest by God, and stump problems! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 05.12.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 159: Boots made for hauntin

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about guitar practice, haunted boots, and licking statutes. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 05.05.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 158: Cheating at swimming

  Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a crockpot of cabbage rolls, making peace with gnomes, and pearl-clutching neighbors! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 04.22.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 157: Less of a Horse Girl

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we’re talking about green beans, rescue donkeys, and a girlfriend’s car crash! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 04.14.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 156: Drum Fans

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about laughing, paranormal activity, and going to a funeral. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 04.01.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 155: Conservation of Mass

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about 1000 hogs, a haunted taco bell, and moaning when you eat. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 03.24.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 154: Solomoon

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about moldy carrots, solo honeymoons, and lying to your mom. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 03.17.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 153: Horse Flatulence

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about losing a sword, we revisit a question about wrestling a bear, and riding in a carriage. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 03.11.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 152: Chicken Wing Remains

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about eating out of the trash, who to let in at your parties, and chainsaws. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 02.24.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 151: Engagement Horse

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about a sword, a haunted doll, and a cool present. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 02.17.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 150: Boneless podcast

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about dude speak, last names, and a dance off. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 02.10.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 149: A can of Nachos

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about eating all the nachos, exploding vases, and reading smut. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 02.03.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 148: The Kings Gambit

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about hugs, playing chess with kids, and eating in meetings. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 01.28.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 147: Not a Morning Podcast

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about hanging up art, getting up for a job, and a day of silence. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 01.20.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 146: Cold Food For Dinner

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about salad for dinner, a bad word, and drinking peanut butter. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 01.13.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 145: A Jar of Bolts

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about potato, a new diet, and losing a tooth. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 01.06.2023

  Dear Internet Episode 144: Haunted Van

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about new construction ghosts, traditions, and Avatar. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 12.23.2022

  Dear Internet Episode 143: Mr Blue Podcast

  Dear Internet, On this week's show Nick is out, but the rest of the gang chats out about VHS tapes, a hoodie collection, and imaginary friends. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 12.16.2022

  Dear Internet Episode 142: Tim Magic Stan Lanning

  Dear Internet, On this week's show Michael is out, but the rest of the gang chats about secret Santa gifts, play wrestling, and watching Mr. Bean. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 12.09.2022

  Dear Internet Episode 141: A String of Ground Beef

  Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about pet names, alien music, and being annoyed by your spouse?? Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  
• 12.02.2022

  Dear Internet Episode 140: Thinking of Dudley

  Dear Internet, On this week's show Nick is out, but the rest of the group talks about turkey, summoning guys, and a holiday cooking competition. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.