Voicemail etiquette opens the episode while a tale involving Jason Biggs and a slippery pen closes it out. Go ahead and call the lord, tell him to take a day off, because I'm doing his work.

Voicemail etiquette opens the episode while a tale involving Jason Biggs and a slippery pen closes it out. Go ahead and call the lord, tell him to take a day off, because I'm doing his work.

Voicemail etiquette opens the episode while a tale involving Jason Biggs and a slippery pen closes it out. Go ahead and call the lord, tell him to take a day off, because I'm doing his work.&nbsp;

Dear People Who Answer The Phone To Say They Can't Talk

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.

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Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's&nbsp;the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.&nbsp;

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Dear People Who Answer The Phone To Say They Can't Talk

Dear People Who Answer The Phone To Say They Can't Talk