Composed

Composed

By Chase BernsteinComedyStand-UpLeisure
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Composed episodes

  • Four Wheel Drive

    Potentially the rarest footage ever extracted, recorded on the penultimate day of March... 2025. Yes, you read that right. A stint in Big Bear, a crucial Harry Potter reference and a beautiful moment with Helena, my angel Queen. Enjoy. 

    14 min
  • I've Been Bit Etc.

    A dilemma regarding the fate of my black, vintage Levi's jeans. A controversial orange juice take as well as the fact that... I've been bit. G to be back. 

    https://youtu.be/8dpqzO4jGg8

    39 min
  • Cauliflower Tacos Etc.

    An unprecedented stint at the Apple store in Corte Madera as well as a rollercoaster ride of a Meyer lemon offering. Rated W for wild. 


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPNX2qm22B4



    31 min
  • The End of Pennies Etc.

    Not only are we not talking about the discontinuation of pennies enough, we're not talking about it all... until now. All that plus the unprecedented purchase of two wildly different pairs of shoes and some Nuggets discourse for good measure. 


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkQYwAym9Yg

    26 min
  • A Mispackaged Mist Etc.

    If you've ever been on the receiving end of a mispackaged mist... this one's for you. Trust that there's a perfect moment for everything and that includes picking up seven pairs of underwear from Bloomingdale's. God bless. 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhc0vnBiUw


    37 min
  • Hawaii etc.

    Getting my period/ being recruited to protect a resting monk seal/ operating a motor vehicle whilst in none other than Hawaii. The vibes are immaculate.

     

    The book referenced is "Inner Excellence" by Jim Murphy

    38 min
  • New Podcast Alert

    See ya over there 

    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/angels-arent-perfect/id1808299634

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VT0aH0v38

    3 min
  • Update

    hiiiiiiiiii. in the meantime. 

    https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein

    3 min
  • The End

    The end of Tik Tok and the beginning of a phenomenal/discounted hot chocolate. The end of the Nuggets- the beginning of a new era. Thank you to everyone who listened, rated, reviewed and subscribed. We'll always have musical interludes. 

    38 min

About Composed

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Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

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