Composed

Composed

By Chase BernsteinComedyStand-UpLeisure
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Composed episodes

  • Live From The Verizon Store

    The legend that already is episode 152 was recorded mere minutes after absorbing one of the most underwhelming instances of hot chocolate I've participated in thus far and yet it didn't stop me from pouring my heart into recounting the journey that was acquiring my new phone from a freshly opened Verizon store. All this plus the brutal honesty of Reddit. 

    25 min
  • TSA Pre Check Etc.

    An unprecedented gas station/ car wash, a tire situation and an index card conundrum. Honestly I inspired myself upon listening back on the glorious episode that is episode 150. 

    34 min
  • A Stint At Best Buy

    A frayed cord upgrade, driving around in silence, time is an illusion plus remembering a raspberry vanilla swirl frozen yogurt. You know, the usual. 

    https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein

    18 min
  • Brick And Mortar

    An exhilarating trip to Staples, making eye contact with James Harden, plus forgiving everyone except James Harden for being so iconic. Nothing but the best for episode 149.

    https://open.substack.com/pub/chasebernstein/p/as-it-were?r=19m396&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

    26 min
  • The Tier Of French

    A Duolingo math confession, an external hard drive purchase, a hike in the rain, terabytes. Episode 148, anyone? 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0biIAApETo

     

    https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein/membership

     

     

    27 min
  • Live From Big Bear

    The altitude is high and so is my opinion on mini altoids. My journey with gum is assessed as well as a brief thought on fiberglass. No words were minced or diced in episode 147. 

    18 min
  • An Injured Woodpecker

    If it seems like I just found an injured woodpecker and drove it to a rehabilitation center in Calabasas it's because I just did. 

    22 min
  • Returning A Shell To The Sea (Not A Metaphor)

    Recorded on the brink of purchasing a dry brush from Etsy, episode 145 delves into habits, water fountains, warped floors and Denver Nuggets parallels. MVP me. 

    https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1jG09cGjM8

    31 min
  • Bursting With Books

    Three unearthed crystals. Two hike related narratives, one glistening black Italian greyhound plus a ladybug inundation. Como se dice, we're back. 

    44 min

About Composed

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Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

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