Composed

Composed

By Chase BernsteinComedyStand-UpLeisure
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Composed episodes

  • Sugartooth Etc.

    Recorded in a red cashmere sweater and driven by the momentum of rising in the ranks of Duo Lingo's obsidian league, episode 132 has arrived. Suitcase regrets, bracing for Disneyland, plus a shocking live reaction that will shake you to your very core. Grab some headphones, lay down in a dark room, and enjoy. 

     

     

    39 min
  • 100 Days Etc.

    There's 100 days left in the year and what's not on the agenda is being scammed by someone named Tomothy, brown butter lattes or hand sand art. What is on the agenda? Books, ballet and channeling the Denver Nuggets tenacity vs. the Golden State Warriors in the Monte Morris buzzer beater game on Februrary 16th, 2022. 

    Jolie Shower Head Code: jolieskinco.com/chasebernstein

     

     

    44 min
  • Happy Memorial Day

    A harrowing recap of my In N Out employment journey, a nutless Rocky Road (not a metaphor) plus one of the most unsatisfying meals of my life and the age old question; Who is Desiree? All will be revealed in episode 130. 

    Jolie Shower head code: jolieskinco.com/chasebernstein

    38 min
  • Harvard School Of Law

    Zebra print, August, downloading the Jamba Juice app, what more you could want from episode 129 I'm not sure. 

    Link for Jolie Shower head: jolieskinco.com/chasebernstein

    Video episode

     

     

     

    32 min
  • The Storm The Storm The Storm

    A tropical storm ushers in heavy rain as well as episode 128, and the topics are pouring in in the form of: The case for smaller museums, a top 5 waiter, rehashing the Naked juice scandal, and getting dressed. A poncho won't save you now. 

    33 min
  • Post Taylor Swift/ Bulgarian Yogurt Update Etc.

    It's the three year anniversary of the podcast and confessions are made. Many questioned whether I'd make it this far, and yet, here I am, absolutely taking deep dish pizza to task whilst recounting an exceptional encounter with a starbucks employee. Plus, a tortuous, commercial ridden Spotify experience, and I debut a song. Don't ever let anyone tell you what you can't do. Thank you to everyone who listens and supports <3 

     

     

     

    32 min
  • Pre Taylor Swift Burger Rant

    Episode 126 is a hearty meal featuring notes of the excitement one can only feel before taking in Taylor Swift live in concert, with notes of Bulgarian yogurt and a potentially groundbreaking observation re: caterpillars/ butterflies. We will not be offering dessert as there will be absolutely no room. 

     

    35 min
  • Thousands of Caterpillars Etc.

    Fresh off another emotional stint at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, reeling from visually drinking in thousands of caterpillars, smelling incredible via some new scents, and finishing Sopranos in its entirety, I give you... episode 125.

     

    39 min
  • Free Slurpee Day At 7-11 Etc.

    Recorded on the precipice of receiving yet another rental car... In the present of  havoc reeking parrot interruptions, and a few weeks past 7/11 free slurpee day- episode 124 is already shattering records. Greedy for more accolades, 124 also touches on the Barbie movie, sand dollars, and Uruguay. 

     

    41 min

About Composed

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Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

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