We're 'whisper singing" on the pod today and I thinking we are going to be the next big thing in the world of podcasts. God, we sound good. I'm sorry you can't hear us but believe me, we're killing it. We are current. We are relevant. We ARE Dear Pod.

Target, Costco, BJ's...Japan. Do you really want to spend any unnecessary time there during the holidays? 
Does the Far East have any room for Erin or should she just stay where she is and be happy with that? 
That and other answers to questions you didn't ask are just a click away. CHEERS!

Let's get the New Year started with an episode that goes in a million directions. There's something for everybody here: Coffee, Gray Cats, Connie Sellecca. Pull up a barstool. You've arrived at DEAR POD.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 
Our intent was to give you a Year-In-Review episode. What we are giving you, is one of the most delicious, late, Christmas gifts from Patrick himself. A story of CONFIDENCE, STYLE and TRAGEDY of a little Spanish cat, told through the eyes of a little curly-headed boy from Chicago.
Your Welcome, America. 
Once again, Welcome To DEAR POD!

All I can say about this week's episode is that Patrick's story about Christmas in his basement in Chicago, wins Christmas now and forever.
For all of us and our at home the Maha'a Tiki Bar in the beautiful Pineapple Ranch, we wish you all a very MERRY CHRISTMAS, a Happy and Healthy New Year, and many perfectly, crafted cocktails!

We still have a lot of holiday shopping left over here at the Maha'a Tiki Bar. But, Erin and Patty will always find the time to bitch about the clueless people who share a membership with them at their local gym. It makes me smile to watch their temperatures raise as the weather outside gets a little colder. Pull up a bar stool. We've been waiting for you.

C'mon Everybody. Let's all get in the car because we need to start our Christmas shopping. And, might I suggest that our first stop be the cheap but funsy, SERVICE MERCHANDISE. Nothing says Christmas to Erin and Patty like watching a fake Rolex and some extra stretchy sweatpants come chugging across the overhead conveyor belt. Next stop: CALDOR!

Sure. Most actors have audition "horror stories" but these two young, hungry, eager imbeciles were just plain clueless in their younger days. Get ready to judge Erin and Patty as they take you down "I'LL DO PRACTICALLY ANYTHING FOR A JOB LANE" in this week's episode of ha ha's and gasps.

Seventeen thousand people. Eight comics. Two redheads. One microphone.
Did Erin make it out without fainting or filling her diaper? 
Pour yourself a cold one and join us at The Garden. Cotten Candy is on me!

There's got to be at least two good reasons to live in New York City in this day and age. Right, Erin? Right, Patty? Just give them the time of this mini-sode and I'm sure they'll come up with somethings positive.
Right guys?...........................................................guys?