Dear Pod,

Summer is here and "vacation advice" seems to be a hot topic this week. Where to go? Who to go with? Who not to go with. Why am I going anywhere at all and why do these complete strangers have to be all over this beach during my one relaxing week of the year???

Hey! Glad you could make it! Everyone is waiting for you in the Tiki Lounge. Yup. Just grab a drink, drop your pants and say "Hi" to Bette Midler. 

First rule when listening to DEAR POD: Tell no one. 
Because once the word gets out that you are enjoying this weekly, comedy podcast, everyone will want a piece of your good time.
You've been warned.

You picked the right day to tune in. We go from porn to an office party in Staten Island. I know. A lot more than you expected when you woke up this morning. That's why we're here. For you.

Come on in and pull yourself up a chair. We were this many yers old when we found out some of the useless facts that you'll hear on this week's episode. Who's luckier than you???

Do you think there's ever been a time, while standing in front of the Wailing Wall, one man turned to another and whispered, "A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...?"
Tune in and discover how Erin may find out the answer to that and other perplexing life questions. Lucky you!

We're switching things up! Newer format, same host, old jokes. This can't go wrong. Grab a cocktail and come right in!

Quick question: Do you listen to these 'Mini-Sodes" or any podcasts, for that matter, while you're walking around your backyard naked?
Asking for a friend.

We've got a GRAB BAG here! Anything goes! It's a roll of the dice!
That's right. We couldn't come up with a topic, so we took the easy way out.
Enjoy!

Hey! You there! Tired of listening to the daily chaos of what is happening in our nation? Then tune into this week's 'Mini-Sode" so Erin and Patty can explain the daily chaos of Ms. Gwen Stefani. That's right. We go head to head with the most important topics of the day while you sit back and sip that cocktail.