Pat laughs at an animal video! It looks like Biden was not even aware that he had a press conference. Biden was in the Senate for how long? The New York Times bashes the Babylon Bee. Do they even know what satire is? Biden is asked about gun reform and talks about infrastructure. Political commentator Matt Drudge switched from a Trump supporter to an extreme leftist. Who is Jim Eagle? Did two 9-year-olds walk from Honduras and cross the border by themselves? Some immigrants came from as far as Brazil! When will Biden allow the press to visit the facilities at the border? Joe Biden puts capping 100,000 wells on his list of priorities. Biden brings a cheat sheet to the press conference with names and faces of reporters and the questions they would ask. Camels are eating plastic bags, and turtles are still sticking straws up their noses. Guy finds his missing winning lottery ticket in a parking lot. Taco Bell hot sauce packets are going up on eBay for thousands of dollars. Someone bought an antique bowl for $35 at yard sale that ended up being worth over $700,000! Foster homes asked to take on 26 immigrant children. Rutgers University requires on-campus students to get vaccinated in order to come to class. Are recent UFO sightings the work of the U.S. military?

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