Writers Forearms, Unmet Desires, Christmas Karaoke, Actually Guy at Christmas, Confounded at the Christmas Story, Hansen's Holiday Helpline Headquarters Hotline, Angry at People Sinning Differently, Credit Card Stolen, Church Hurt, When People Cry In Church, Breaking Animal News, The Relevance of the Christmas Story;

Quotes:

"Brant has problems."

"We get angry at people that sin differently than we do."

"I don't want 'church hurt' to ruin my relationship with God."

"If you think we're too silly…join our moms."

"The Christmas Moose has come after all these years."