Back to back defeats, what the hell was Denis playing at and only we could break the duck for David Nugent who hadn’t scored in 41 games! SIMPLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FULHAM!

The pleasure of running through that atrocity on today’s show, plus looking ahead to a must not lose West London Derby at Griffin Park this weekend are Matt Boisclair, Matt ‘Statto’ Arter and Matt Baldwin.

Sort it out for heaven’s sake, you buffoons!