Definitely Not Experts

Weve got a banger for yall this week! Yall already know how it goes. Grab a glass, fill it with whatever makes you happy, and join us for one hell of a Friday! We have Open Bar Podcast joining us while we discuss getting paid to get breast implant, what we would do to pipe an alien, how we would style our ballsacks if they were on our foreheads, multiple murders, some movie trailers, and great internet videos. Check us out on YouTube for full episodes and clipped conversations! Were on our way to 500 subs! So please support us on there! Much love and laid this weekend! *CLANKS! 

Hump! Day! We welcome you back to another PACKED sports episode. Weve got UFC Fight Night, a couple of boxing matches, we learn about the first open gay football player, and learn about all the new coaching hires in the NBA. We wrap the episode up with a new segment called Buzzer Beaters where we have one minute to discuss a number of various topics! We hope you enjoy it. And check us out on youtube for full episodes and clipped conversations! Were on our way to 500 subs! We appreciate the continued support. Much love and keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks. 

Hello again! Its FRIDAY! Lets go! Weve got a banger of an episode for you this week. The vibe is a little weak because Dame has GOT TO GO to see his kids for fathers day. But until then we cover Colgate being savage af, Michelle poops for 26 feet accross a bowling alley, we learn about landmine clowns, and cover the Temple of Satan suing Texas. We hope you enjoy and encourage you to check us out on YouTube for a better interactive experience. Much love and get laid this weekend! *Clanks! 

Hello! Its that time of the week again. HUMP DAYYY! And your favorite boys are back again to talk some sports with yall! This week we discuss the state of the NBA playoffs so far along with our reactions to the wild ride that was the series finale for the bucks and nets. CP3 gets cucked by the NBA. We talk a bit about Aaron Rodgers and find out why Heston has been quiet about it up until now. Then we dive deep in two insane boxing knockouts followed by an electric UFC Fight Night. We wrap things up with two more entries for dunk of the year and then send yall on your way. We appreciate the continued support and would encourage you to go check us out on YouTube! We just got a new into song done along with some nice new effects for the show. Much love. And keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks. 

Welcome back! This week is going to be almost all reactions. E3 was just this past weekend and we got HELLA game trailers to watch! Were already almost out of time by the time were finished and go straight into Toktalks. So this will be a good one to catch on YouTube. But if you choose to listen we hope you still enjoy it! And we also hope yall get laid this weekend. Much love. *Clanks! 

Hello and welcome! We have an episode that is way too long. But we hope that you enjoy it anyways. We've got a great conversation surround Kristaps Porzingis and his potential beef with Luka Doncic, we discuss the news that the NFL is going to end Race Norming in the league, and have HELLA fights to react to this week including Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul and UFC 263. Join us for another electric sports show and check us out on YouTube! Also, we have a Patreon now as well. So if you'd like to support us there it would be greatly appreciated. Much love and keep those Friday vibes. *Clanks!

Hello and welcome back to another wonderful episode of Definitely Off Topic. Heston's got alcohol back in his system so the energy is BACK! So we wont get cozy this week. Grab yourself a glass, fill it with whatever makes you happy, and buckle up for one hell of an episode. We start things off with a good Jerk and Suck, followed by discussions about the Boston Dynamics Humanoids, Free Guns, Banned Coca Cola, Amber Heard getting sued, and some wonderful tiktok videos. Join us on YouTube if you'd like to see us and the content were watching on the show. And subscribe if you'd like to support us as well! Were almost to 400 subs and we couldn't be more grateful. Much love and get laid this weekend. *Clanks.

Hello and welcome back! Ya boi is back to his high energy turnt self and we hope you're here for it. Get stoked and get yoked because this week we've got a packed episode for yall. We have bre- bre- bre- BREAKING news in regards to Julio getting traded, we recap round 1 of the NBA playoffs and project round 2, witness perhaps the gnarliest knockout hit of the NHL season, and wrap up with UFC fight night! We had a blast this week and hope yall do too. Oh! We also broke 100k downloads this past week for the show! So thank you for that! And if you'd like to further support us and see our beautiful faces. Were on YouTube too! Come join the fun and maybe even subscribe? Either way we appreciated the continued support. Much love and keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks. 

Welcome back to another Friday episode! Its the Definitely Off Topic show. But this week. Its super chill. So grab yourself a blanket, some warm tea, and vibe with us for roughly 80 minutes. We've got a diverse lineup this week including, Karens, murder, video games, your dreams trying to kill you, scientific break throughs, and John Cena. We hope you enjoy and feel free to check us out on YouTube! Were almost to 400 subs! Much love and enjoy the weekend. *Clanks. 

Hello and welcome! We are super chill this week and invite yall to join us in the chill vibes. We've got the NBA playoffs, an NHL game that went to OT, a couple of fights, and some NFL news this week. Grab yourself and drink and get cozy with us for the next 85 minutes. We hope you enjoy and appreciate the continued support. Check us out on YouTube! Much love. *Clanks.