Definitely Not Experts

Welcome back to another wonderful episode of Definitely Off Topic! Were happy that you're choosing to join us today. And if you just found us. Maybe stick around for a bit. You just might have yourself a good time. This week we check out a sick tinder profile, meet a girl whos just horny, talk about Greg Abbott and Jake Paul shenanigans, smack some movie trailer, learn about a bear who went to prison, a Thailand chicken poop prison, and get another wonderful iteration of Toktalks! The segment where I upset Dame with weekly internet videos! We appreciate the continued support and recommend yall check us out on YouTube. Its a great time! Much love and get laid this weekend! *Clanks. 

Hello and welcome back to another spectacular episode of Football guy and basketball guy watch UFC videos. This week Heston's girlfriend Paige joins us and we hope you enjoy. Join us in turning our collective brains off while we discuss the NBA play in, Round 1 of the play offs, watch some CRAZY NHL clips, catch a couple fights, and end with a wild Tim Tebow conversation. Check us out on YouTube for individual conversations and video. Were on our way to our next subscriber milestone. So if you enjoy listening to us. We just ask that you support on there as well. Much love and keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks. 

Hello and welcome! Buckle up. Because weve got some banger topics this week! We talk about dead babies for the second week in a row, we learn about how rona is causing erectile disfunction, we talk about fast food service experiences, ANOTHER tiger got loose in Houston, and then Damien gets really upset at another wonderful episode of TokTalks. We just hit our 50k view milestone for the show and we couldnt be more grateful. You guys rock! And were almost already to 250 subs. So if yall like our vibe and want to continue to support us, check us out on YouTube. We include timestamps to all topics in the descriptions of full episodes and post individual conversations as well. Much love. And go get laid this weekend. *Clanks.

Hello and welcome! Thank you for checkin out this weeks sports show! This week we watch the 2021 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Speeches, check out a couple knockouts that happened at UFC 262, and discuss Tim Tebow and Deshaun Watson! We hope you enjoy. Were well on our way to 300 subs on YouTube! So you'd like to support us we would appreciate it if you subscribed to us there. We've already met our 25k view goal and are actually about to pass 50k as well. So we will be making 2 videos for those milestones. We appreciate the continued support and hope you continue to hold those Friday vibes. Much love and get laid. *Clanks. 

Hello and welcome again. Its that day of the week. Friday! And what better way to spend your day than here. With us! Your friendly neighborhood dummies. We welcome you to join us for a Dark Knight length episode! We go off the rails this week with our first creator guests. Madison and Christian of MAC React YouTube channel join us this week in discussing drug smuggling, permit less conceal carry in Texas, the Chinese rocket that didn't merk us, watch some tv show trailers, and see if they can hang with the best of us during TokTalks. We just passed our first 25k views for the show and appreciate all of you who continue to listen. If you're looking for a more interactive way to watch the show and would like to further support us. Check us out on YouTube at Definitely Not Experts. Wed love to you have and interact in the comments. Much love. And get laid this weekend. *Clanks. 

Hello and welcome to ep 39 of Definitely Not Experts. This week we have both halves of the Mac React YouTube channel Madison and Christian joining us this week. Join us turning our brains off, raising our glasses high, and keeping our expectations low. This week we get an update on the Lakers after AD suffers yet another injury and LeBron discusses his health as the Lakers fall to the 7 seed. We then get to watch a UFC knockout, a Hockey fight, and recap the Canelo fight. Then we wrap things up with the NFL world and the evolving state of the Aaron Rodgers saga. We appreciate the continued support and hope that yall enjoy our company this week. Much love and keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks. And one last thing! Our channel on YouTube has been popping off really hard this past month and we are close to 200 subs on there. So if you could please sub to us on YouTube we would really appreciate it. 

Hello! And Welcome! To your weekly programming of dummies and friends. We would like to wish you an early Happy Mothers Day and hope that if you're listening around that time. That we bring you a little bit of joy around the holiday. We've got a great episode for you guys this week including conversations about how Dame used to be homeless, Heston's recent experience with unplanned public nudity, Dames desire to be sent Hentai, and scarring yet another guest with another iteration of TokTalks. Go ahead and grab yourself a glass, fill it with whatever makes you happy, raise it high, and keep your expectations low. Because we are Definitely Off Topic. Again, much love. And go get laid this weekend. *Clanks. 

Hello! And welcome back to the greatest show on earth! Keep your glasses high and your expectations low! We've got 68 minutes of sports talk for you this week so we invite you to shut your brain off with us for exactly that long. We've got some great fight reactions, the NFL draft, and Aaron Rodgers drama and hope you enjoy. Much love. And keep those Friday Vibes. Always, *Clanks. 

Hello Hello! Its Friday and were excited to bring another episode Definitely Off Topic! We welcome Richard to the show this week and we all have the pleasure of diving into our review of Mortal Kombat, discuss Derek Chauvin's conviction, make a couple shoutouts, watch some movie trailers, and react to some internet videos. So turn your brains OFF, raise your glasses HIGH, and keep those Friday vibes GOOD. Always. Much love. *Clanks

Were back again! Turn your brains OFF and raise your glasses HIGH. Weve got Richard joining us this week and were talking about the Nets, whether Steve Nash was qualified when he got hired, LeBron James' oopsie, live react to UFC 261, and watch Gronk break a world record. Yall are the best damn fanbase on the best damn planet. Much love. And keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks.