Definitely Not Experts

Hello to the Slut! To the Scumbags! To the Gym Bros! To the Gamer Girls! And our Dearly Beloved! Join us, not only for the *clanks. But also in turning our brains off for 133 minutes. We've got a long one this week and we can definitely say that this episode was one of our most favorite we've recorded to date. We seriously hope you enjoy and appreciate the continued support. Were eating the worlds hottest chip (with an added twist) at 100 subs on YouTube. So if you'd like to see that happen, please check us out on YouTube and sub to us. We promise to show yall a good time. Much love. And keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks

Hello Sluts, Scumbags, and our Dearly Beloveds! Weve got another great episode locked and loaded for yall today. Join us in turning our brains off for 101 minutes together and talk about all star weekend, NFL free agency, and a little UFC talk. Check us out on youtube at Definitely Not Experts and subscribe if youd like to see us eat the worlds hottest chip! Much love and always keep those Friday Vibes! *Clanks

Hello to the sluts and the dearly beloved! Welcome back to another f r i d a y v i b e s episode! Were we are definitely not handsome and dont act like it! We missed you guys and are STOKED for a great episode today. This is a long one to go ahead and join us in turning our brains off for 110 minutes while we Cancel cancel culture, watch some videos, and talk some smack. Much love. *Clanks 

Hello to the Sluts and our Dearly Beloved! It a pleasure to be back with you all. We hope youre ready to buckle up for a loaded episode this week. We start things off with the energy right away. Join us in turning our brains off for 97 minutes and let us give you some much needed energy to get thru the rest of your day and week. Much love. And remember, once we get to 100 subs on youtube we will be eating the hottest chip in the world! So check us out there and sub if youd like to see us suffer! *Clanks. 

Hello Sluts and our Dearly Beloved! Were back this week with another great episode for you. Kick back and turn your brains off with us for 90 minutes while the boys take a DEEP dive into the NFL and then wrap up with some NBA Talk. Much love. *Clanks. 

Hello again Sluts! Were back! Winterpocalypse 2021 sucked some big nuts. But boy does it feel good to be back. We have a longer episode for yall this week due to lost time. And we hope yall enjoy every moment of the Friday vibes with the boys. We go in deep on all kinds of topics this week including our experience with the winter storm, people getting doxxed on facebook, movie reactions, some of the best would you rather questions weve answered, someone getting eaten by a whale, poop knifes, and more TokTalks! Much love to yall for the continued support. We love you guys. *Clanks

Hello Sluts! Were back! Again! We let this weeks episodes go on a bit longer due to the missed week caused by the snow storm here in Texas. But we couldnt be happier to be back with yall! This week we have some catching up to do. SO we get into the Lebron's latest milestone along with the rest of the Lakers, Dame's lack of faith in the Jazz, Embiid dropping a 50 piece, the Mavs trying to no longer play the national anthem, the Draymond Green drama, potential dunks of the year, UFC 258, potential knockout of the year, NFL Free Agency and offseason, a potential Jets super team, and Tom Brady yeeting the Lombardi trophy. We hope you enjoy! Remember. Its Friday vibes. a l w a y s *Clanks

*Sharp Inhale.. FRIDAY V I B E S ! Hello Sluts! And welcome back to your weekly broadcast of dumb and dumber talking about thing and dumber thing. This week we talk about things and watch videos. There are tigers, broken legs, and a discussion about plowing a girl so hard her makeup comes off. Enjoy! *Clanks         *Big Clanks

The Sports Show is back! And we missed yall. Thank you for putting up with a very intoxicated Heston last week that prevented us from getting the episode recorded. But although still intoxicated, hes less so this week so we could get this episode rolled out to you all. This week we continue to discuss the NBA and some of the stories developing around the league, we get an update on the fighting world, we pick a hockey and baseball team we will start following, and discuss the Super Bowl. We hope you enjoy and look forward to seeing yall again on Friday! *Clanks

Hello! Were Back! Sorry about the lack of a sports show this week. But to make up for it, this episode is almost two and half hours! We hope you enjoy. Heston goes 12 shots deep this week to make up for the sober show last week. This is why there was no sports show. Sit back and relax. Go ahead and feel those Friday vibes, clank with us, and let us take you for one hell of a ride. Much love. *Clanks